Courtany 🌝

Over-educated AF! Travel for work, scientist, mom, hot mess. 🌊#Antifa #BLM #LegalizeIt Her/She, 🌈 Wear a Mask!😷 ATL native living in Texas 🌝 🇺🇦 🕊 🌻

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

@AmericanAir “we will die if you have more than one carry-on”
Also @AmericanAir “crew bag limit is 77 pieces because we travel more than you” make it make sense

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

From a close friend who works in a reproductive clinic: ‘we have now started notifying parents/patients that they should move all fertilized embryos abroad before the election.’

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

So am I going to be compensated for the hours and hours of missed work calls and business meetings today from @ATT or am I just supposed to accept an ‘oops our bad 😬’ and pay my regular SERVICE bill?

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

@AmericanAir Why don’t you try prioritizing real Americans who are loyal instead of big bank credit cards?!?!? Merry Christmas to all who weren’t fucked in the ass by Americans new ‘loyalty’ program!

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

@Air_American_1 Yeah what’s that gonna do? I spend tons of money and you still prioritize people who may fly you once in 10 years. #americanhatesamericans

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

@AmericanAir loyal who flies 2-3 times a week I’m very perplexed at the new loyalty guidelines. I fly 2-3 times per week but lately have been at least 5 on upgrade list. I dare you to find 5 people who travel more than I do. So much for loyalty. American doesn’t care about us!

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

Tah-je killed it today on flight aa695 Mia ✈️ dfw. Súper fun, great smile, amazing service. The absolute best! @AmericanAir

[Asteroid City @AsteroidCity]

ASTEROID CITY
A film by Wes Anderson
Only in theaters June 16

[@297_Aruba_Lover @297_ArubaLover]

What wine goes best with the first time an ex-president gets indicted?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: This is first time in American history that a current or former cast member of Home Alone 2 has been indicted for paying hush money payments to a porn star to sway an election

[DMH @D2theM2theH]

Great day #TrumpIndictment

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

Stormy Daniels is a national hero!

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN INDICTED BY THE MANHATTAN DA

pop those champagne corks, buckos

[Winter Fella @fightingbeerkeg]

Happy Indictment Day! How are you all celebrating?

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

Happy Trump Arrest Day Eve, to all who celebrate 🥳🥳

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

Ok so @apple AirPods are the worst! They fall out of my ears constantly and if I put them back in they hang up. God forbid i try to watch a movie, and turn my head slightly, talk or chew. Wtf. Tips?

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

Threw my back out trying to untuck the hotel sheets.

[Courtany 🌝 @13Courtany]

So if I was sitting on Death Row in South Carolina right now, prosecuted by A. Murdaugh, who has just admitted to taking 60 opioid pills at a time while trying law, I think I’d be asking for a new trial. @CourtTV