Brad Doing Brad Things

He/Him

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

I went to Vegas once; An escalator tried to eat my pants. I haven’t been back. #TrueStory

[Jim Bennett @StallionCornell]

They won’t. 1/6 wasn’t just a one-off. It was a trial run. Trump is a fascist, and 1/6 was his attempt to burn down the Reichstag. The fact that he’s an incompetent fascist doesn’t mean we should give him a handful of matches to let him try again.

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[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

I wonder how many millions of dollars the change from “Twitter” To @X cost companies; Just to change any hard-coded nomenclature in the codebase. All those man hours lost to develop (find and replace), test, review, qa, stage, deploy.

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

People putting “no scammers” on Facebook Marketplace postings has the same energy as @DoraTheExplorer saying, “Swiper no Swiping”.

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

I will never forgive @netflix for what they’ve done with account management.

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

Can someone please tell my wife to get off babytok? We are trying to buy a house… 🙄

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

@JTMakesUBleedy

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

Our apartment complex hosted an end of summer luau today. The food option provided was Panda Express… obviously. #WeirdMeatsFunnyMusicSideofRice

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

@jdarringt0n

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

The corn song has to be the stupidest TikTok trend of all time.

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

RIP me being proactive and making large payments to my student loans. Only had $250.00 left.

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

*hacked

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

Can we just require old people to use MFA on Facebook already? I get a message from a backed user multiple times a week. #endit #cybersecurity

[lo🦋 @literallylogann]

breaking: neurodivergent person finds out task they’ve been putting off for 8 months only took 5 minutes to complete

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

In conclusion, FU. I would say I pity the poor girl who ends up with you, but let’s be honest, you’ll probably die alone. That is all.

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

Now that graduation is a few days behind me and I’ve had some time to cool down, I’d like to issue a proper FU to that one guy. Everyone else can scroll on, but you’re welcome to know my thoughts.

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

Seriously, FU. Having a different opinion than someone else is not an invitation to Hijack the discussion to share your opinion. Nobody cares about your opinion anyway, and I promise it’s not better than others’.

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

One of my Instagram friends just posted that he’s been in the hospital basically on his death bed with E. coli the past couple weeks. I would feel bad, but his previous post was a video of him eating raw liver from a nasty looking sack. Gotta say, this one’s on you man. #savage

[Brad Doing Brad Things @13bradley_p]

The scene from The Good Place when Eleanor says, “I’m reved up to learn, man. My brain is horny!” Lives rent free in my head.