Bean Van Efon

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[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

I promise you, he has potential but this current version of diomande would frustrate liverpool fans. Not worth €100m

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

Clubs are casually placing 100m on players head man.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Newcastle United have rejected a bid from Spurs in the region of £75m-£80m for Sandro Tonali, as @SkyFootball called.

Newcastle are looking for at least £85m fixed and a total package of around £100m.

Spurs and Manchester City the two clubs active on Tonali.🇮🇹

🤝 @alex_crook

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

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[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Iran's top joint military command announces that the Strait of Hormuz is now closed due to US and Israeli "violations" of the Memorandum of Understanding.

Iran says this is the "first step" and warns that further measures will be imposed if the "aggression continues."

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

I’m so confused

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Iran is FINISHED.

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

Ben Doak can’t play back to goal

[Motolani Alake @OneMotolani]

Victor Munoz is a weird signing who feels below requisite level, in my humble opinion.

We’re basically signing Ben Doak for £40m.

I hope he’s being signed as Chiesa’s replacement or something - only way it makes sense. Can’t be a starter, surely.

[Jaydeep @_jaydeepkarale]

CEO after offering 3 pizzas to solve the problems created by 30000 layoffs.

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

No one is saying this is not a good option. What was the point of it in the first place was the question

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

I just had a very lengthy and productive discussion with @SEPeaceMissions @SteveWitkoff about the state of play regarding Iran.

After this discussion, it is my opinion that signing the MOU will be beneficial to the United States, in as much as the Strait of Hormuz will begin to open, and the hostilities with Iran will stop.

Whether or not the United States can reach an acceptable, verifiable deal with Iran regarding its nuclear program and other issues is yet to be determined, but I see little downside to trying.

The economic stability that comes from opening up the Strait and the cessation of hostilities could create a pathway to peace well beyond the Iranian conflict.

The expansion of the Abraham Accords and normalizing relations between Saudi Arabia and Israel is President Trump’s and my ultimate goal. I think that is best achieved by creating economic stability for the United States, the region and the world, as well as the cessation of hostilities.  The signing of the MOU is an essential step to make that happen and thus it is worthwhile.

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

The 4th largest company in the world. It doesn't produce anything. It doesn't make money. It has no plans to make money. It wouldn't even have stayed afloat if not for taxpayer dollars. I mean y'all cannot be serious rn

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

🤯

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sky News has verified 152 of those killed when a US missile struck a primary school in Minab on the first day of the war.

Using a range of information sources, the faces of all the 120 students - aged 6 to 13 - and 26 teachers have been identified ⬇️

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

Smh.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to permanently hand over the Strait of Hormuz to Iran under their full sovereign authority, with Iran collecting tolls called "service fees" from all commercial ships after a 60-day waiver period. The opening is planned for Friday, after the signing, per Fars.

With pre-war Hormuz traffic at 30,000 vessels and 7.6 billion barrels of oil per year, this could generate $10+ billion in annual revenue for Iran, and comes on top of the $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly sent to Iran.

This also directly contradicts Trump's claim of a "toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz" under no fees.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

🧢

[Premier League Panel @PremLeaguePanel]

This match and the CL final is a great demonstration of why PSG still want Yan Diomande despite having a stacked attack. 4 top wingers yet none were as good at beating their man and creating off the RW as Diomande here. None of the PSG wingers were moving past Hincapié like this.

[Whale Insider @WhaleInsider]

JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China eliminates 12,000 ‘obsolete’ university degrees in push to prepare for the AI era​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

All Dutch Managers are the same. Balls-less

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: After The Netherlands took a 2-1 lead, Ronald Koeman made five (!) substitutions in just 15 minutes, handing the initiative completely back to Japan.

Japan then went on to equalize.

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

Owo lo

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone named “flickraw” just put $2.7M on the Netherlands to win their match vs Japan

This pays out is $5,827,897.87 on Polymarket

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

*lowest quality of life. God have mercy.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: 🇳🇬 IMF has told the Nigerian government to impose fuel and telecom taxes on Nigerians, to increase government revenue.

Nigeria is currently the number 1 country with the lowest quality of life.

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

Shu!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇳🇱 The Netherlands has entered the World Cup chat and HOLY MOLY.

Nobody does a road march like The Dutch.

Writer: Daniel

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

I dont know if other countries are like this. But when there is a men’s football tournament, everywhere is absolutely orange, every single spot. I mean everywhere. Its not like they are that good sef.😂

[Rob Jetten @MinPres]

Zet ‘m op @onsoranje, Nederland staat achter jullie 🦁🧡

[Bean Van Efon @13eanieman]

Jesus

[Rapid Report @RapidReport2025]

JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil