Aadhaar Compound Wall

Standing at 13 feet tall and 5 feet thick, I'm the world's most cutting edge data security system. Brought to you by @UIDAI. Parody, so don't ban me Twitter.

[Aadhaar Compound Wall @13footwall]

Privacy and security are just a matter of perspective. Change your perspective and you can change your life.

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feeling cute, might delete later

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The abuse of an Indian citizen's data is a privilege only available to the government

https://t.co/rGFEVsxgsT

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Unauthorized* ugh

[Aadhaar Compound Wall @13footwall]

We've been testing a new state-of-the-art, highly effective security system.

If we detect any authorized access inside the compound, speakers across the facility will blast the national anthem, forcing the intruders to stand still until our security team can arrive at the scene.

[Aadhaar Compound Wall @13footwall]

PSA: We have upgraded our security infrastructure.

The Wall now has chowkidars stationed every 100 feet along the perimeter, armed with a whistle and the Indian flag.

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Leave me out of this Srini. A wall can't do anything against the incompetency of one leaving the gates open.

[Srinivas Kodali @digitaldutta]

Yes, Govt employees your #Aadhaar number along with PAN numbers and insurance information is so secure behind 13 ft concrete walls. @UIDAI how do I report this issue? oh wait I can't because this is just a dream right?

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UIDAI looking at SBI right now going "bro what are you doing"

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You know things are bad when SBI is pointing out issues in your data security.

[newslaundry @newslaundry]

SBI says #Aadhaar data misused, @UIDAI in denial mode as always.
#NLShorts https://t.co/l3kw7fs5yQ

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Mind you, this is coming from the bank where someone managed to spend Rs. 9.1 *CRORE* on an SBI prepaid card that was only loaded with Rs. 13,000.

How? They accessed SBI's database and manually edited the balance...

https://t.co/VGw177P6TL

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Uhoh

[Nandan Nilekani @NandanNilekani]

Looking forward to working with the @RBI and the committee to reimagine payments for India and Indians!

[Aadhaar Compound Wall @13footwall]

Another shocking endorsement by @jack

Fellow Aadhaar supporters, I urge you to quit Twitter immediately in protest.

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( • . •)
/ > 💳 u want id for social welfare?

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💳 <\ first hand over your private data

[Aadhaar Compound Wall @13footwall]

@troyhunt delete this

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While the Supreme Court's decision feels like a defeat, it's important to remember that the fight isn't over.

After all, stranger things have happened.

[Aadhaar Compound Wall @13footwall]

Whichever way the Aadhaar verdict goes today, please remember that walls are inherently good things when used correctly.

#NotAllWalls

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@digitaldutta

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The Supreme Court to announce their verdict on the validity of Aadhaar in just a few moments.

We now go LIVE to the @UIDAI headquarters:

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UIDAI: Biometrics are foolproof and citizens have no reason to worry.

Meanwhile, nature: