Standing at 13 feet tall and 5 feet thick, I'm the world's most cutting edge data security system. Brought to you by @UIDAI. Parody, so don't ban me Twitter.
We've been testing a new state-of-the-art, highly effective security system.
If we detect any authorized access inside the compound, speakers across the facility will blast the national anthem, forcing the intruders to stand still until our security team can arrive at the scene.
PSA: We have upgraded our security infrastructure.
The Wall now has chowkidars stationed every 100 feet along the perimeter, armed with a whistle and the Indian flag.
Yes, Govt employees your #Aadhaar number along with PAN numbers and insurance information is so secure behind 13 ft concrete walls. @UIDAI how do I report this issue? oh wait I can't because this is just a dream right?
Mind you, this is coming from the bank where someone managed to spend Rs. 9.1 *CRORE* on an SBI prepaid card that was only loaded with Rs. 13,000.
How? They accessed SBI's database and manually edited the balance...
https://t.co/VGw177P6TL
While the Supreme Court's decision feels like a defeat, it's important to remember that the fight isn't over.
After all, stranger things have happened.