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[🫀 @13trilogy]

@emeeziee Ugh you were so cool

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[🫀 @13trilogy]

I have transcended past avocado toast, I just prefer the avocado now

[thought daughter @rudegyalbts]

No wonder Jen can't understand why she not picked when all these companies giving her body dysmorphia she doesn't look like this lmfao

[🫀 @13trilogy]

@gfbzooo He liked my tweet and I was juiced. He also had no co-writers so maybe he was prob looking for lyrics himself, and the song is about what people are sayin bout him

[🫀 @13trilogy]

I know I graduated nursing school, but my proudest moment is still when Key Glock used my tweet in a song

[🫀 @13trilogy]

Damn Tay Keith produced some of my fav Key Glock songs rip

[🫀 @13trilogy]

I love how this season of Love Island had all tall girls

[🫀 @13trilogy]

I totally forgot about summerween

[🫀 @13trilogy]

Okay I’m done

[🫀 @13trilogy]

Getting through nursing school got me feeling like I could be the first female navy seal

[🫀 @13trilogy]

Truck drivers be going 50 mph until they see you trying to merge on the freeway…

[🫀 @13trilogy]

Not every white girl looks good tan. Most of y’all need help

[Fawad @schf_01]

The US and people there really did make me feel like I was welcome and at home. I really do miss it and it’s only been a few days.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Yall do know it’s ok to pass a police car right??

[🫀 @13trilogy]

Why my boyfriend accidentally call me mom???😂😂😭😭

[eda ★ @edascofield]

i know the ocean is a woman because look how glittery she is

[🫀 @13trilogy]

These are cooked onions you imbecile. They weren’t caramelized long tho

[Droll Model @bayesiandroll]

The Great British-American Twitter Onion War consists entirely of bad faith arguments.

Currently: Americans don't eat raw onions on sandwiches

Wait, what is that? A cheeseburger with raw onions on it?

[🫀 @13trilogy]

I was just at the store thinking its kinda weird how big chain grocery stores are like farmers markets in California since produce is so local and you drive by the farms everyday

[Zach Klein @zachklein]

California grows about 40% of America's vegetables and about 75% of its fruits and nuts.

Your local grocery is basically a California embassy.

[🫀 @13trilogy]

I would eat this ngl

[Henry @_HMSP]

Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?