Val

Lemur lady 🐒

[dumpster perpetually on fire @tweetsofbitch]

@POTUS Cancel student debt Joseph

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I guess this is what they meant when they said America would be “back to normal” by summer

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Why would any person of color ever comply with a police officer when there is a 50/50 shot of getting “accidentally” shot?

[IG: patternsclothing_ @Jayyduh_]

I used to think I would be married by 25 😭😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭😭

[Taronga Zoo @tarongazoo]

Not all heroes wear capes..some wear leaves 😂
#forthewild

📸 Rick Stevens

[The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice]

🐾As we’ve just set paws on the #WhiteHouse grounds yesterday, we have some pupdates for you: #Champ is currently napping in his new pawsidential dog bed by the fireplace in the executive residence and I am on my way to chase squirrels I’ll never catch on the #SouthLawn. - #Major

[Val @13vschultz]

So what is @Daniel_Sloss doing now?? And does he want to come to dc and be my boyfriend?? I could dig it

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House

[jw @jazzmenwatson]

I think this guy was involved.

[am @nmtyvm]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[Chucky @chubbc89]

That $600 ain’t helping anyone with real bills. Just take that money and buy yourself something nice to make you feel better about this bullshit.

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

A true American and public health hero. Thank you Sandra Lindsay.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

what you deserve type of bagel
🤝
everything

[Denzel @denzelcanvas]

Right now, giving away 1,000 of the Black Human Being Tees for free with only shipping, while supplies last. If you wanna buy something else to support that’s cool too. :)
https://t.co/TzetN0v6PI

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

No, honey. You lost. By a lot.

[Denzel @denzelcanvas]

Retweet to manifest her into your life and she might just end up in you twitter dms 👀 💙💙💙

[Jacob 🏳️‍🌈 @OhHeyJacob]

A whole year of waiting for the right moment. Glorious.

[Denzel @denzelcanvas]

If Biden wins I’ll give free merch to everyone who retweets this 😌