nick🇵🇸

come, as you are, as you were, as I want you to be, as a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy

[Kayla Ancrum ✨Mostly Updates✨ @KaylaAncrum]

Never in my life have I felt so extremely Squidward watching SpongeBob and Patrick running and playing outside happily.

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[pretentious dyke @bocchiyuri]

the way UESC propaganda talks about the process of becoming a runner feels very similar to real world transphobic rhetoric, so basically everyone who plays marathon is transgender actually

[Kry.exe @ PMT 【Gungnir Fracture】 @KryDotExe]

when i'm tasked to make fun of the look of runners and i choose the one with the most aura out of all of them

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should invent an Option for People who Can’t do this anymore that Isn’t blowing their Shit Smoove off

[nick🇵🇸 @14shiffna]

I fucking hate this state oh my God

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

Bad bill alert: last week, Republican lawmakers in the North Carolina state legislature filed a bill that would:
👉 legally authorize the murder of anyone involved in providing an abortion
👉 impose the death penalty on anyone who performs an abortion
👉 impose a total, no-exceptions statewide ban on abortion

Sadly, that's not an exaggeration: it's literally what the bill says.

This bill is not likely to advance, in part because Democrats hold enough seats to sustain Governor Josh Stein's veto in the State House.

But it just goes to show - these guys haven't given up on what they're really after.

Bill: https://t.co/7aGBiPAUuv

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

[Aranea 🕸️ @Araneaphobia]

I love my facial hair! I absolutely love having to shave every day and then having it grow back horrible the next day! I love it!!!!

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

if i die or my spirit is captured because i was insufficiently prepared for a door-to-door genocide or complete meltdown of society, that is beyond the scope of what i signed up for as a human being and not my fault

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

perimeter run: delightful Station sojourn with the girlies or someone will home alone your ass in Hauler

dire marsh run: shot in the head from five hundred metres. instantly killed

outpost run: As usual, this is a one-man infiltration mission. Weapons and equipment are OSP

[💫Robot Insanity💫 @ExoSmack]

MARATHON NEEDS NEW HATERS BECAUSE ALL THE OLD ONES BECAME FANS

[chaos witch val // BLACKBIRD REP @artificial0wl]

i'm so sick of getting ratted by assassins bro solos is so miserable

[nick🇵🇸 @14shiffna]

Yeah genuinely how the fuck are you supposed to exfil, much less complete contracts solo on Outpost bro

[nick🇵🇸 @14shiffna]

I think Outpost is impossible if you’re solo

[nick🇵🇸 @14shiffna]

Something about solos in Marathon needs to be reworked. How the fuck are you supposed to do ANY multi-step single run faction contract on Outpost alone. I can’t even get into the Pinwheel or extract dude