Formerly

We're fuckin friends

[Formerly @159American]

159 is en route to New York for a weekend of recklessness and to finger bang the Statue of Liberty. #CauseIveBeenDrinking

[Formerly @159American]

"Fuck me like your dad hates you."

[Formerly @159American]

Love you buddy. From all of us

[Formerly @159American]

Rest easy, Captain of 159. Youll forever be missed. The pain will pass and I know you will be watching over us with that stupid grin. YITBOS

[Formerly @159American]

"Dude we watched a full length live action scooby doo porno in the middle of a weekday"

[Formerly @159American]

If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position

[Formerly @159American]

"Bryce, 80% of the time you say something, you also spit on me."

[Formerly @159American]

"Oh my tight little holes."

[Formerly @159American]

"As I age I just get way more moist down there."

[Formerly @159American]

"Something about a four loko makes breakfast taste so good."

[Formerly @159American]

"I'm drinking a four loko outside a 7-11 at 8 in the morning on an empty stomach."

[Formerly @159American]

"Like next semester will just be 12 credits of me running around on ladders"

[Formerly @159American]

"The good news is he's tiny so I know he can't overpower me with his body"

[Formerly @159American]

"I remember coming home from class around 2 and then just drinking a 12 pack to get ready for bed."

[Formerly @159American]

Some things never change

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

When the squad pulls up to the party https://t.co/W9E7kXxtIE

[Formerly @159American]

@likens33 what the fuck

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

It's Friday, guys. Time to go find a chunky gal in a bedazzled cat sweater and see if she'll let you titty hump her sloppy chesticles.

[Formerly @159American]

@park_n_tweet reds looked pretty good this year

[Formerly @159American]

@aschlem to invite you to #getinthemguts