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MUFC 🔴⚽🔥 |Workout freak🏋️‍♂️💪🦵| Novel enthusiast|

[Willsturdy @Willsturdy_]

Strength training is realizing that the left side and the right side of your body have been living completely different lives 🥲😂

[Teeee @symplytheo]

Good morning @MTNNG, I’ve just sent a meeting link to your DM. Please assign someone from your team to join and listen in, then summarize the meeting for me afterward, since you keep sending me in and out of the meeting.

[✨Ashabys Sugar✨ @__Mussyy]

At the saloon, this baby is crying so bad, I brought out Capri-sun and she stopped crying, I opened it and start drinking it . Me sef don cry my own this morning sorry baby girl🥹

[Adelanke @prettyaholicc]

So the people you enter danfo with are your family and friends?

[pizza @poymb49467]

Un bébé tète le sein de sa mère jusqu’à ce que ses os manquent de calcium et que ses dents lui fassent mal. Elle continue ensuite à prendre soin de lui jusqu’à ce qu’il grandisse et devienne un homme. Puis, il s’assoit parmi les hommes et les intellectuels et déclare :

[Sara @piousdeenn]

I want that boring Muslim life. Isha then sleep. Fajr before the world wakes up. Qur’an in the quiet. Gym. Halal food. Dhikr walks. Sunnahs. A small circle that actually reminds you of Allah. Less posting. Less explaining. Less being available to everybody. More solitude. More prayer. More peace. And if somebody thinks your life looks boring? Fine. You’re not building your life for their entertainment. Sometimes the most beautiful thing is simply being close to Allah and hard to disturb.

[JM News Network @JMNewsNetwork_]

Two Muslim women fight back after a racist man tried to harass them.

[AYO @ayo4pf_]

me, @_theboiiiiiii, and jesse went to genesis cinema in festac to watch spider-man (7:50pm-10:20pm), we were walking on our way back to the hotel we’re staying at, zito was on call, jesse stopped to urinate and the next thing we knew was people running.

[Sara @piousdeenn]

A man came to the Prophet ﷺ and complained, I avoid praying Fajr in the mosque because the imam makes the prayer too long.

When the Prophet ﷺ heard this, he became more Angry than he ever was during a sermon.

The Prophet ﷺ Said:

[SK @SteCK1878]

The apex predator and the idiot! 😂😂

[M!🌷 @BecomingMoree]

Wrote the book, designed it, published it and now, I’m the market department, sales team, and customer service. 😂

Anything to get Aisha and Her Little Secrets into more Muslim children hands.

Get your copy at N3500 or sponsor copies for more children.

Soft copy also available. DM to shop now.

[AYO💡💡 @sepril23NG]

This is interesting
A beer tries to prey on goats at their own turf
A terrain they have mastered too much.

[Jennifer @Uchechukwu_Jeny]

So what is the issue here???
She paid for a cocktail dress, you made the cocktail dress, what she used it for isn’t your business at all.

[ÀKÓBÍI DADDY MI @optama]

I beg of you, taste the class and elegance that straight and relaxed trousers have to offer, you will never go back.

[Ladi Ogunseye @LadiSpeaks]

I’m looking form a pressure group against Semo.

It’s like a club and our work is simply to work to ensure the world bans Semo.

[عمر فاروق🇸🇦 @faruqfromdeep]

the least physical among them will live the rest of his days in a cobalt mine. as for the others... just vote me in. 🙏🏽

[segun. @tuasegun]

i no dey give you expo jor

[Copy Counsel @BenYousef_E]

Bid'ah is like iOS, there is always a newer update.

[Shukrah @bello_shukrah]

Omo

O lo far ooooo

What is HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAH RASULULLAH😩😩😩😩

[FPL Karim  @FPLKarim_]

FPL Community in a nutshell 😂