Bill (just a parody with a day job)

#Writer / #amwriting. Drinker. Misanthrope. Insufferable wiseass... Distilled for your pleasure. #amquerying... at least that's what I tell myself.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

There's only one cure for stupid, and that's a headstone.

I said what I said.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

Most effective $8 spent in the history of mankind.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@nfldraftbrain @Google @gmail @EFF This was two years ago, I drowned a LOT of brain cells in cold blood since then. 🍸🤣
Pretty sure it was after repeated recovery attempts/methods-- but it still flags me. Regularly.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

I want to personally thank @Google and specifically @gmail for giving me a goddam heart attack today by nearly locking me out of my account WHILE USING THE CORRECT PASSWORD.

I use a #VPN and private browsing, THE WHOLE POINT IS FOR YOU NOT TO RECOGNIZE MY DEVICE. #privacy @EFF

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

I wasn't awake 20 mins today before I had to drop this line on a Kanye-defending dirtbag:
I demand an apology on behalf of the gene pool for the shit you took in it.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@TedBrogan2 Yeah, we'll call it that...

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

Requesting SCOTUS intervene in a state investigation. Wow.
Worth noting: There are people I know who will both think nothing of this AND foam at the mouth if the parties in question were somehow reversed.
ALSO worth noting: It'd still be just as wrong for them too. 🤌

[John Kruzel @johnkruzel]

Worth noting: Graham's request was filed to Clarence Thomas, who handles emergency matters from 11th Circ, and whose wife Ginni Thomas has brought couple under ethical scrutiny for her effort to help bypass the will of voters by giving Trump a second term despite losing election

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@BrentNLiberty WHAT?! That tower was gonna be my Zombpoc fortress...

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@EliLake Reality Winner would like a word...

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@CREWcrew So does this precedent apply to the rest of us if Judge Jim Bob down at the rural Ag Hall & Courthouse sends a subpoena, and we decide the drive isn't worth the time/gas?

Good talk.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

Anybody else eagerly waiting for the #ClassAction #lawsuit against MOHELA over how they're intentionally delaying #studentloan transfers and understaffing their call centers to stonewall borrowers trying to handle their responsibilities? 🤌
#studentloans #StudentLoans2022

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

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[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

#Monday needs to quit screwing me over and fight me like a tangible object. 👊

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@limertilly @ScottishPower @SP_EnergyPeople Their CEO is the reason you have this problem-- they're shite BY DESIGN. Maximize profit via minimal effort/service/staffing/accountability.

Your email will go straight to a junk box.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@limertilly @ScottishPower @SP_EnergyPeople Guess it's time to remove the meter.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@limertilly Are you trying to pretend to be an #American company with this piss poor #customerservice, @ScottishPower @SP_EnergyPeople?

https://t.co/D250yydczT

[Limertilly @limertilly]

Spent an hour trying to get through to @ScottishPower @SP_EnergyPeople because my gas meter isn't working, then they told me all lines are busy and cut me off. Not sure what else I can do to get someone out to fix the meter, but it's been 26 hours since I first called.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

Anybody else eagerly waiting for the #ClassAction #lawsuit against MOHELA over how they're intentionally delaying #studentloan transfers and understaffing their call centers to stonewall borrowers trying to handle their responsibilities? 🤌
#studentloans #StudentLoans2022

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

@limertilly @ScottishPower @SP_EnergyPeople And here I thought you had to work for American Airlines to end up with #CustomerService this unforgivably bad. #CustomerServiceWeek

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

Well the latest Thunderbird update is annoying trash.
Hey @mozilla, any way to roll back to 91.13.1 so I'm not CONSTANTLY being irritated by notifications for spam, junk, and/or items that are marked read in my filters?

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

Brilliant and generous... I'm sure the #WritingCommunity will agree that many would do as I would: rename them for a throwaway character that dies in an embarrassing way. 🤣

[Rebecca Papin @RebeccaPapin]

One of my closest hometown friends: You don’t have a job.

Me: I’m a novelist.

My friend: Exactly. You don’t have a real job.

Me (smiles while thinking that I will name her in the Acknowledgement section of my first novel, quote what she said):

#WritingCommunity #amwriting

[Power @HydroThought]

Let's make this a tangible thing....SERIOUSLY. elected members of congress must understand that fire burns. You're representing constituencies, not your purse.

[Bill (just a parody with a day job) @160_Proof]

NEVER fly American Airlines.