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all is fair in love and worm

[bert @16bitbby]

@Whirlybirdie2 @skyyliesw @terfgal when was the last radfem mass shooting?

[bert @16bitbby]

@deezhawn @querywhether i changed jobs to a bar with a citrus fruit press and almost cried tears that i didn’t have to juice a billion limes by hand

[puter @modelocigarette]

my wife has decided to collab with me on a boner

[órla 🇮🇪 @mercutihoe]

being the only one with cigarettes at the function:

[Dej @dejthem]

situationship dropped a new banger

[brandon 🇦🇲🌽 @misterbrandon32]

A vase I made when I was in college. I was going through it at the time

[bert @16bitbby]

@kg32221381 @Dan_osphere @dhwanisaraiya_ i need to leave my conditioner in for 3 minutes so i brush my teeth in that time with the water off. it’s really not that complicated. i have a shower niche with a cup for my toothbrush. while rinsing my body i hold the toothbrush up in the stream.

[bert @16bitbby]

@kg32221381 @Dan_osphere @dhwanisaraiya_ have you heard of turning off the water when you don’t need it? 😭

[Jorn @woodfeeds]

Former lifeguard here. Dont you ever do this. I swear to god. If I see you doing this.

[mint ୨ৎ @hummingmintlvr]

been feeling like this recently

[AlphaHat🐀 @alphahat05]

2 Wild squids find an apple

[癒しの動物 @animalkyat]

蝶々の集会に遭遇した。楽しそうだった

[your best.S. @9960002]

아침부터 넘 귀여운거 봐 버림

영국의 한 당나귀 보호소가 여름철 파리로 인한 피부 손상과 통증을 막기 위해 당나귀들에게 파자마 바지와 레깅스를 입혀다고.사용하지 않는 옷을 체형에 맞게 재활용했다고.
근데 너무 옷이 예뻐! 사랑스런 파자마같아.

[malo 🧚 @mal0_00]

avoir fait 4 portions d'un repas degeulasse et se retrouver à devoir finir l'horreur que t'as créé

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey man, sorry i was stupid & evil last night. i’m stupid & evil

[gio | twin @folkzyns]

conjunto de xícaras de café mais fraco da vó

[bert @16bitbby]

@cheriiidollieee @chemodoll you can get second hand clothes. it might not be trendy but it’s better than buying for the landfill. if people who can’t afford 40 quid clothes are not privileged, imagine how the people making those clothes are treated.

[bert @16bitbby]

@BastardChinaski @theillumithotti try freezing and then thawing a watermelon lol

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique