charming, but irrational

maths isn't boring I promise

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

🎶 Wastin' away again in Pollinatorville... 🎶 Sing it, Jimmy.

This National Pollinator Week, we're celebrating all pollinators, including the lesser long-nosed bat.

No, this bat isn't normally yellow. It's covered in pollen after visiting a blooming agave. As it travels from flower to flower, it helps pollinate desert plants, support healthy ecosystems, and yes, it helps make tequila possible.

Shout out to the bees, butterflies, birds, beetles, moths, flies, and bats that take us to Margaritaville.

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[charming, but irrational @16bithomo]

Dumb policy but also misleading explanation, its only the interest on cash held within a stocks and shares isa that hasnt been put into an investment

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The UK has announced that interest on cash in Stocks and Shares ISAs will be taxed at 22%

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I fucking love to gamble. The risk of losing my money makes the football game feel better. #ad

[charming, but irrational @16bithomo]

@priv_eral He's paying for his crimes, one day he'll be released

[charming, but irrational @16bithomo]

Im still sending dan tweets on here even though he doesnt use twitter anymore. Like a dead relative I cant quite accept just yet

[charming, but irrational @16bithomo]

"Middle ground of far left and far right" and cant even get their deposit back in an election

[charming, but irrational @16bithomo]

Lib Dems cant do anything wdym <200 votes

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

In my mind bunnies only think in stock stealth game voice lines from patrolling enemies. "What was that?" "Just checking this out!" "Must have been the wind..." stuff of that nature.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

Guy who thinks there wasn't violence in Ireland in... *checks notes*... 1976.

[charming, but irrational @16bithomo]

"1001 albums you should listen to before you die" and its got some of the most unlistenable albums youve ever heard

[charming, but irrational @16bithomo]

The responses to this are really separating out the people who know the difference between "AI" and "genAI"

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Starbucks retires AI inventory tool across North America after it reportedly miscounted & mislabeled store items.

[h @harry_jrh]

me looking back on my 1st year of uni friendships

[charming, but irrational @16bithomo]

Convinced a large proportion of the homophobic women vs misogynistic gay men discourse is just a psyop amplifying the voices of a small minority on each side

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

To emphasise a perspective not seen outside of the Farage obsessed UK media French TV news reported actual facts, these being.

Following the British local elections

154 UK Councils are led by Labour

12 are led by Reform.