Taryn™

shit’ll buff

[gm @graceemck]

i have seen the most beautiful women of my generation have their dignity and sanity shredded by a SEC business management major with a 2.3 who pisses the bed every time he gets drunk and thinks nike polos are dress clothes

[Taryn™ @17_taryn]

Me during quarantine

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I would be sooooo good at not having a job ... like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture

[Taryn™ @17_taryn]

Me after trying to login to Spotify for the 50th time today

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Unbelievable quick thinking https://t.co/SHIRIpTxBh

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

“No worries if not!”

[Taryn™ @17_taryn]

Bout sums it up.

[moo @mopykav]

god i feel so bad for people that text me fully expecting a functional adult with the capability to text anyone back

[matty boy @mattjrodgers]

Taco Bell just announced the new “Doritos Where the Hell have you been Locas Tacos”

[Destiny @uhdestine]

ask for da moon n i’ll give it to u

[Taryn™ @17_taryn]

big Fuck You to the asshole who tried to steal my debit card info so now I have to memorize a whole new set of numbers for online shopping. Thanks a lot you idiot.

[Sok-It @javasok]

Me to my last brain cell when I go 6 hours without coffee

[Taryn™ @17_taryn]

I’ve probably learned more from @hankgreen on TikTok than all my science classes combined.

[Taryn™ @17_taryn]

Do you ever hear your own voice on video and wonder why anyone loves you?

[Valentin 🖤🧛🏾 @valflo_12]

Doge mothafucking coin baby 😤😤

[Cory Wall @CoryWall4]

Come and get all the meat you can handle at the Kit Carson County fairgrounds!!!

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[Taryn™ @17_taryn]

My drunk brain only has one setting and it’s:

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

it’s something so sexy about ppl who don’t want you. like damn you really don’t want nothing to do with me 😍