Dan.

Born/raised NYer. Magas-Blocked. Auto follow-backs are silly. Follow those who inspire, amuse, impart wisdom. True sages=small egos.

[Dan. @17db17]

@briantylercohen Without a moment's hesitation, the precocious pachyderm paused and made its feelings evident by live *cough* streaming.

[Dan. @17db17]

@smalls2672 C'mon, he only fit about 11 genres into his 45-second vid, and selfishly combined them with his original musicality.

IOW, wow. That kid can play.

[Dan. @17db17]

@3YearLetterman You stole @BradWCAttorney's peruke??

His vengeance will be swift, and supported by the full force and weight of the Rules of Criminal Procedure Against Licensed Notaries.

Bikini-wearers are immunized from prosecution per section 23.2 (B) (s) iii.

[Dan. @17db17]

Leaving an unwinnable war isn't necessarily a 'coward's retreat'... and he's irreducibly a coward. Always has been to the nth degree.
Our military, our society in toto, is a plaything to [ephemerally, vainly] soothe his ongoing, terminal, narcissistic injuries.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

Iran: We are at an impasse.

There is no clear-cut military solution, and there is little hope for a diplomatic solution—if there were a viable option for either, I firmly believe that President Trump would just order the military action or sign the deal.

The “Trump card” is simple: just walk away, declare victory, and leave.

This is not a coward’s retreat; it’s a strategic move to protect our troops and stop this destructive war dead in its tracks.

If the game is rigged against you, don't play the game—reset the rules.

I discuss all of this below and on @ShawnRyan762's newsletter this week, subscribe here:
https://t.co/8cLFttDIRM

[Dan. @17db17]

@KyleKulinski Kyle.... you were able to sleep?????

[Dan. @17db17]

@MAGACult2 Can confirm.

[Dan. @17db17]

@For_Film_Fans Great stuff, Michael. I grew up in NYC, and Car54 was my first cop show at 6 yo. It was shocking to learn later that Fred Gwynne quit the force and became a Munster, but he finally redeemed himself as an esteemed Judge in Alabama.

https://t.co/PJR6cP8Zhg

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@hughlaurie @jan_murray Nice one, Hugh. Not bad at all.

Apologies for the Yankee temerity here, but you're no @hunterbiden.

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@todayyearsold I follow you [really]. Just as 1,000 others do.

Oops? 😉

[Dan. @17db17]

@blumenfeld You're just funnin' us. There's no [dat's a fact, jack] 'face' value; they're printed without prices. Given/sold to players, donors, etc. But 250 earmarked for charity!

So differential calc tells us there'll be fewer people yelling JEFF-rey-EP-stein if the fucker shows up.

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@AirProNews "NTSB classifies this as an accident."

Was wonderin' how it'd all shake out...what a relief.

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@RadioFreeTom "Every"? C'mon, Tom... weren't you the super double-secret mastermind behind our mighty victory, facing the most fearsome odds, against Grenada in '83? At 23 no less.

[Dan. @17db17]

@yourauntemma Femiiiiii, you say 200, my auntie says 2000. Let's compromise, ok?

https://t.co/c00iIxX2uH

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@HunterBiden @JoeVargas Man, do you realize the number of people, growing exponentially, who wish your dad had let rip with a fraction of your diamond-honed sense of humor?

Figure some of it came from him. Seems your artistry with wit is superior to... Ah, you know.

[Dan. @17db17]

How in the actual river of lava and marshmallows has not one of these chucklehead 'reporters' never, ever, burst out laughing at any of the eleventy kajillion asinine lies they hear?

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Dr. Oz saying Trump keeps going back for medical checkups because he "likes the results" is one of the laziest fucking lies I've ever heard from this administration.

The contempt they must have for the American people to think anyone would believe that is staggering.

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@Julius_Kim Veni... Vidi... Vomit? 😄

[Dan. @17db17]

@GeniusGTX "That's because I never lie about anything."

Well, @kevinolearytv, there's one.

[Dan. @17db17]

@yourauntemma His neuro-physiological/psychological descent is nitro fuel for his decripitude. Decompensation limiters? Wisps. Clawing at humanity, he tries dragging us to Hades with him.

Our *cough* MSM is blind to the uncapped oil well gushing from his unvarnished id.

'But, her emails.

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@ClearTradeoffs If you can't say something nice, don't say it, right?

It would be so very, so really, so incredibly nice if 'Slick Rick' could find a much higher-paying job away from any microphone.