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I want to go fuck myself.

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Putting some of my hairs on the cat, just to even things out.

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My tits are annoying me today, you men just don't get tit.

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Few guys hanging round tonight, it must be the scent of my unwashed vagina.

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Love the way my vagina sometimes farts during sex.

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Putting knickers on, keep sticking to the sofa.

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It always goes down well, the fact that I have no gag reflex.

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My vagina makes a great last minute gift idea.

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BTW my vagina tastes better then yours, but hey don't feel too bad about it.

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Have got the munchies, does anyone have something I can munch on?

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I think my problems began, back when I was born.

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Thinking of surprising my vagina tonight by not playing with it.

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Pulling away from him, I slid my hands into his boxer shorts, and realised that this was just another cock n bull story.

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Just coughed up a lung, will make stew with it tomorrow.

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I want to Fuck your witty banter and Cum all over your TL.

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I need to tend to some personal grooming, I have reached critical levels.

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In my life I like to prioritise procrastination.

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My belly is full and all loved up, let me release some white doves & butterflies.

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My ego is all warm & cozy tucked up in my knickers.

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Just because I am laughing along with you, it does not mean I don't want to rip your face off sometimes.