Mike Brogan

it's me again, I'm done cosplaying on Twitter.

I am the Lord of the comments.
It ain't much but it's honest work.

Pronouns: S/M/D

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

We will not pray for anything. Nor will we seek help from anyone. Never again will we fight under another's flag. We will keep on fighting only for what we believe in, under only OUR flag! As long as we live! Under MY FLAG! 🏴‍☠️~Phantom F. Harlock🏴‍☠️

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@MrJamesMay Best May response.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Can we PLEASE normalize men approaching women again? Like... where are all the confident, respectful, emotionally mature men? Why doesn't anybody just come talk to me anymore?

Not like the creep at the bookstore yesterday, obviously. He walked over while I was looking at a book and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you're reading one of my favorite authors."

First of all, why was he WATCHING me?

Second? How long had he been watching me before he decided to speak? CREEPY!

Third? How did he know what book I was holding? Ladies, always be aware of your surroundings.

And then there was the guy at the grocery store who handed me a piece of paper with his phone number.
Excuse me? So you're just walking around with your phone number already written down? Looking for victims? That's not suspicious at all. Then he just left.
So now I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. He could be ANYWHERE, totally hiding waiting to murder me because I didn't immediately add his number to my phone. Totally normal behavior.

Last week a guy held the door open for me. Why? What was his endgame? Trapping me inside the building so he could steal my kidneys to organ thieves? No thanks!

Another smiled at me while I was walking my dog. My dog. So now he knows I have a dog. Fantastic.

Honestly, dating is impossible.

Men never approach women anymore.

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

Somewhere beneath a college campus in Orem, Utah, in tunnels that no student, janitor, or building inspector has ever seen, an assassin trained by the French Foreign Legion (activated over a donor meeting that never closed) fired a shot from below a stage while a completely different shooter fired from a rooftop, both of them working for Israel, which was disguised as Egypt, whose airplanes had spent years tailing a woman whose flight logs show she was in a hospital having contractions at the time, all to protect a four-nation sex-trafficking cartel jointly administered by governments that cannot jointly administer a customs form, a cartel that was about to be exposed by a campus-tour podcaster who had just survived a Hamptons intervention so threatening that he texted the man pleasantries afterward, and whose top donors were in that very moment silently prying their names off buildings in a coordinated 48-hour financial exodus witnessed by absolutely no one except the anonymous sources who only ever call one phone number in Nashville, while his own bodyguard slipped out of a classified meeting at a military base he has never visited, in a state he wasn’t in, on a day his travel records place him in Dallas, and his wife, who would later spend four and a half hours voluntarily answering questions with phone records and a lawyer, thereby proving beyond all doubt that she is hiding something, prepared to inherit an empire with help from ancient Sumerian time-bending technology, all of it staged as advance marketing for a war in Iran that would not exist for another five months, a plot so vast, so flawless, and so multinational that the only thing it couldn’t manage was outsmarting the one podcaster who cracked the whole thing wide open between ad reads for gold, ivermectin skin cream, and tax debt relief, and if you find yourself asking about the 22-year-old in custody whose own text messages describe the shooting, please, don’t be naive: the evidence presented is fake and gay, and tomorrow’s episode will prove it, and there is no disproving what tomorrow’s episode will prove.

Tyler Robinson is clearly innocent vibes.

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🙃🤡🌎

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@desert_starr_57 You psychos dont drink the milk in the bowl when you run out of cereal?

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@Lorgarwasright2 do your thing.

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

Got em.

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@GlobalUpdates24

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@HLC_actual @A10TheHog Gotta check on your handiwork.

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@Devan_Kaney Ramin Djawadi is a God, but the rest of this is phoned in.

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@HLC_actual Put the whole house to the sword.

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@DocStrangelove2 Tally Ho!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

For years we were told America was declining.

That Europe had figured it out. That patriotism was cringe. That national identity was dangerous. That the future belonged to bureaucrats, technocrats, and people who thought flying a USA flag was somehow controversial.

Then the World Cup shows up.

Millions of people from around the world land in the United States and immediately start posting about the size of everything. The roads. The homes. The trucks. The gas stations. The food. The friendliness. The optimism.

And most importantly: freedom

That spirit is contagious.

And the timing couldn't be better.

All of this is happening as America approaches its 250th birthday. A quarter of a millennium after a handful of rebels looked at the most powerful empire on earth and said, "Nope. We'll do it ourselves."

The entire world is getting a front-row seat to the American experiment.

And from where I'm sitting, it looks good.

Happy 250th, America 🇺🇸

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@GBNT1952 I don't think there are enough clicks on the internet that would make this happen.

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@DudespostingWs YOU'RE LATE!

I GOT CAUGHT!

BULLS**T, LET ME SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR LIP!

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

All I have to say is #America250 #USA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

As good of a Stanley Cup Final series it was, Vegas deserved to lose. It kills me to say it, but Congrats @Canes. How you're that good, I dont know, but I'll be smiling during your Hangover season next year.

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@HLC_actual

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

The Euroleft is apoplectic that Pete Hegseth's D-Day speech warned them about being invaded by forces determined to obliterate European culture.

Here is the saddest thing: their anger stems not from the truth of what he said, but from the fact that he said it.

smh

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@PatMcAfeeShow @LauraRutledge I was screaming @RealJoeNamath the whole time boys. Y'all forgot the line from #Littlenicky. That said, @tyschmit at least you can take comfort that @KirkHerbstreit wasn't on the winners table. Good effort Lads.

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@BuzzPatterson

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@zacharyebell @Fat_Electrician

[Mike Brogan @1911Reserve]

@aelfred_D A controversial opinion, but spoken with True diction.