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[1955roy @1955roy1]

@theJeremyVine @AvantiWestCoast Compare and contrast to my rail travel in Italy today (remember, once labelled ‘poor man of Europe’); trains & loos spotless, on time, ridiculously cheap fares by comparison to UK, air con no problem, USB and power to all seats (even in std class). 32*, no worries!

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@daraobriain If you get a chance, use your influence and get taken to Lower St Michael’s Cave; awesome, but not usually accessible to Joe Public.

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@JulianClary Julian, like a fine wine - you’re just improving with age! Can’t wait to see you again in panto at The London Palladium in December.

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@_pilotkyle_ @JeremyClarkson If you’ve been attacked by hostile hop juice - you weren’t attempting to drink Jezza’s cider (made from apples, see!)!

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@JohnCleese I’ve always liked the Canary aisles!

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Following #Antifa’s recent humiliation in Glendale, CA, they have called for a rematch against Armenian-American parents on June 20. They’re telling outside comrades & allies to pack the school board meeting to manipulate the public into not hearing the parental opposition to queer & gender ideology. They’re showing up early in masks to hide their identities. Police have released a statement about the potential for violence again. #Trantifa

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@MikeyCycling Any cyclist who doesn’t wear a helmet is an idiot. Your only response spouts statistics drawn from nations far less populous with wider roads, less trafficked. Why do you think competitive/professional sport cyclists wear helmets? Because it’s an obvious safety item.

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@JustStoop_Oil @noyal_martin @biggyninja @JustStop_Oil Dear Just Stoop Oil, your subtle tweets are somewhat more amusing than those that originate from the Just Stop Oil zealots.
Shame not all of your respondents appear to have spotted the extra o in your ‘campaign’ label! Nice parody!

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@scutler67 @jonburkeUK So why not protest in the 14 countries using a combined 98.4% of the World’s oil then?

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@DrHoenderkamp @beverleyturner @DawnNeesom @SholaMos1 My name is Roy Arbon. I was once introduced to an audience of several hundred as Rod Hardon!
As it got quite a laugh and the audience in the mood I did contemplate changing my name by deed poll.😊

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@JeffStump3 @crimlawuk @Mike_Astra_GTE (2/2). Show me where in the UK we have townships with populations in the 00’s of 000’s with families living in 1 room wooden shacks under corrugated iron roofs, access only to standpipe water and communal primitive toilet facilities. That’s poverty.
Nowhere comes close in the UK!

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@JeffStump3 @crimlawuk @Mike_Astra_GTE (1/2) I’m a frequent visitor to South Africa. I say to people claiming there are 14+ million in ‘poverty’ across the UK (ie 20% of the total UK population! *ollocks!) - go walk around SA townships; make comparisons, and rethink their definitions of ‘poverty’ in the UK.

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@MikeSington Deceased divorcee. Fact!

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@CalltoActivism Yes. The woman pictured is a deceased divorcee.

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@nevthompson12 @jamiesont Umm, not Harry!
Try Charles!

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@jonlis1 ‘Nobody consented to this Coronation’?
Was there any requirement for the general public to give consent then?
Perhaps we should assume from the 00’s of 000’s who turned out in person, along with the 000,000’s celebrating throughout the UK&NI were giving their implied consent.

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@NoContextBrits 2 of 2. Wrote a poem of complaint and sent to Findus (was in the days of TV’s ‘That’s Life’ programme).
Got poem response letter back enclosing compensation cheque for £25 (fortune to me at the time!) back by post!
Findus; class act! Belated thanks!

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@NoContextBrits 1 of 2. Many years ago as an impoverished student I bought a Findus steak and kidney pie (for 1!) for my only meal of the day. I cooked it per instructions, and pounced upon it with eager anticipation.
Lovely crusty pastry top; crusty pasty base; NO FILLING!

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@terrychristian Never Tweet after drinking @terrychristian . Fucks up spelling, grammar - and logical thinking old bean.

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@ronnieo147 Imperious play Ronnie! Keep the form, and get that 8th please.
BTW, class display of comradeship and mutual respect between 2 class professionals at match end; well done both of you!