James Parkin

School volunteer and writer books for children who soil their pants: "Help! I Poo My Pants", "A Boy Like You" and "A Girl Like You", available from Amazon.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@cineworld I was there, but left after the first film. Five hours and a midnight finish is not for me! I'll be back to see Wicked for Good this weekend.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@girlgooner84 @cineworld I stayed only because of my pledge never to walk out of a secret screening.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@rubbersparky72 @cineworld I would agree with you, but it seems that Cineworld have decided that anything that isn't a new/forthcoming release counts as classic. I was really surprised when the modern animated BBFC sequence appeared on the screen.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@adamg_90 @cineworld The only people who could have replied to you were those extremely annoying and inconsiderate people who have ignored the instructions and are looking at their phones during the film.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@tommyuto @cineworld Not a single person walked out in Barnsley. Don't know if anyone fell asleep, but I didn't hear any snoring!

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@LawsonPrime75 @cineworld My screening ended when he was pushed through the door at the church. I assume this was an abstract way of showing that he died.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@L18SDL @cineworld It's only 99 minutes long!

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@GunnerMighty @cineworld The reveal about Ryan was a surprise to me.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@tractorboynickw @cineworld I assumed that was to show those scenes were from the POV of the presence.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@AchilleaGH @cineworld Only around half a dozen people walked out in Barnsley, all around the half hour stage.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@Stu2510 @cineworld Wasn't really a horror film, more of a ghost story.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@ikariarunner @cineworld I would call it a ghost story rather than a horror film.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@1henryw @babesmithh Well, Walkers themselves say they have never changed the colours and have no intention of ever doing so: https://t.co/pNhWYLRJMT

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@SFB_953 @BBFC It had the BBFC card before the film, and it was a 15 for strong language and sex.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@bbfc There are previews of We Live in Time at Cineworld cinemas this evening, but it looks like it hasn't yet got a certificate.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@1henryw @babesmithh I grew up in a corner shop in the 70s and 80s and refilled the Walkers crisps enough times to be sure that salt and vinegar were green and cheese and onion were blue.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@BamBovey @babesmithh There are plenty of blue veined cheeses around.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@babesmithh I grew up in a corner shop in the 70s and 80s, and Walkers salt and vinegar were in green packets, cheese and onion in blue.

[James Parkin @1972boy]

@SFB_953 @BBFC Thank you, that's interesting. I was guessing it was likely to be a 15, but Cineworld website just says TBC. so I wonder whether they would try to stop under 15s from attending.