Up A Gumtree

[Benjamin Rubinstein @BenFRubinstein]

Everyone is TERRIFIED to say it so I will say it for you.

Zohran Mamdani's wife is WAY hotter than Melania Trump.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://t.co/ple5slwnqc

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

NEW YORK CITY: YOU DID IT! ZOHRAN MAMDANI!!! STRONG, SMART, WORKING FOR THE PEOPLE!!! NO INDICTMENTS, NO BALLROOMS, NO BULLSHIT!!! YOU’RE BASICALLY HONOURARY CANADIANS NOW!!! 🇨🇦🔥

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

Jennifer chef Jin Pasquill is an ugly, lying catfish. Quagmire face. Worthless pos.

[Kim @KimsyWhimsy79]

@DeathMetalV My sister is dating a guy for a while now with a swastika tattoo on his neck that he got 20 years ago and supposedly regrets. That’s her justification. They’ve been together 4 years. I’ve refused to meet him. Never will.

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

@darost57 @themileysman Ozempic and katy perry was never that big to begin with. Y2k era a C was huge

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

@basthly Gross

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

@katylavcat But truth be told they were never all that really overrated

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

@katylavcat SO SAGGY AND SMALL NOW

[Richard Branson @richardbranson]

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

“And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.”

#montypython

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

Jennifer J9n Pasquill is a worthless c*nt and foul catfish POS

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

Fuck this theocratic bullshit

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

Indiana's MAGA Governor bans Dolly Parton's "Imagination Library" from budget.

Library sends free book every month to over 125,000 kids in Indiana — but Gov. Mike Braun can't stand that, so he's following in Trump's footsteps and cutting off all funding.

She pleaded with law makers to reconsider: "For the past two years, the State of Indiana has been a proud partner in bringing Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library to over 125,000 Hoosier children each month until they reach 5 years of age," she said.

"Together, we’ve helped nurture a love of reading, given families precious moments of joy, and built a foundation for lifelong learning."

Dolly Parton was inspired by her own father’s inability to read and write to launch the initiative. It now sends out over 2 million free books each month to children around the world.

#DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE #DemsUnited

[H🐕U🐀C🐎U🐁L 🐕 @Huculinka]

@tyleroffbench @ask_aubry I am currently snuggled between my pet Greek Harehound and my pet Bavarian. Yeah, one of them may be human... Pet owners are people capable of love and care, dumping on them is not the flex chronically unlikeable people think it is.
Tell Boomer we said hi! 😍

[The Gregarious Introvert 🎩 @tyleroffbench]

@ask_aubry I’m a dude….got home from a rough day at work & took a nap with my Golden Retriever(Boomer). I don’t own a cat but I really don’t see why this is the go to move for hate. Picking on pet owners is weak sauce. Boomer is confused by it too.

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

@highheadmala @bloodreignn @Thelightiscumn @PopCrave You cannot show me one thing crone Madonna (she's not a girlei) did that was original. Taylor Swift doesn't run around copying every single Hollywood movie or outfit that somebody else wore 30 years ago and calling it art.

Floppy ozempic tits katy perry is a brown noser

[Up A Gumtree @1980sGayFace]

@highheadmala @bloodreignn @Thelightiscumn @PopCrave Taylor is an instrumentalist who doesn't act like a complete trashy narcissist.