Reyes

no es jugando

[BayHarbourFreshmanKiller @DexterLank]

When the freshman you just bought a drink for asked you to take sip first

[Shaemus @shae_aII_day]

Fall is coming

[alves @avalokteshvara]

primeira coisa que eu vo fazer quando lancar o gta 6 vai ser:

- ir pra uma boate gay e chupar 2 caras
- ir pra casa ligar o ps5 e jogar o jogo

[chud bastard @chudbastard]

He’s a sinister pedophile oligarch but this was tuff I can’t lie

[Reyes @1987rys]

@bigboysebatto 2x

[Reyes @1987rys]

Like I ain’t got no place stay I circ out

[baron h. rothschild @HYPER_STITION]

Jane Street troon with da birkin??

[Reyes @1987rys]

Loud story bruv

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Which one of you assholes told Sydney Sweeney I shit myself

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

coke zero.

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

Thought this was something else at first I swear this mfer arm looks like a shaft

[Reyes @1987rys]

@deepvaluebettor Lmao

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

I don't believe associates should know whether they're working late.

Knowing creates expectations.

At 6:00 PM yesterday, I told my team:

“Nothing urgent tonight. Go enjoy yourselves.”

Three associates actually left.

Disgusting display of trust.

At 10:53 PM I emailed:

“Quick question.”

No attachment.

No explanation.

Just enough information to make every phone on the Upper West Side vibrate simultaneously.

One associate replied from dinner.

One replied from an Uber.

The first-year replied in 11 seconds.

I waited until 11:47.

Then wrote:

“Never mind. Figured it out.”

There was no question.

Sometimes I just like knowing 12 people stopped at once because my name appeared on their lock screen.

You don't make equity partner for the compensation.

You make equity partner so you can become a weather event.

[Mr Ruckus @MrRuckus1911]

Gatorade towel in the bathroom plays

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Leftist Europeans literally dressed up as clowns welcoming foreign men into their nation…

We are living in a South Park episode.

[Tom "Yossed" McGuiness, MD ♤ @tmcgyossed]

McQueen is fading

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

“Bond is an absolute Patriot”

[Adam Davies @theballsneedluv]

The start date is officially here. What a ride it has been. #washed