Joel

[Tom @Syndicate]

*gulp* 🎃
yeah… have pumpkins lol 😅

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Surrey Police have charged a man in relation to the burglary that took place at Raheem Sterling's house during the 2022 Qatar World Cup.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Tragic.

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

Andrea Bocelli 🎶 shivers down the spine 👏🏻👏🏽⚽️

[Mark Dignam @MarkDignam_84]

Gary Linekar : Your commentators for today's #FACupFinal are Jermaine Jenas

Everyone watching:

[Pøgba Senior @TheSaItIsHere]

Someone get a camera on Souness ASAP, I need to see the veins in his head bulging in anger from that Pogba masterclass

[Hannah Metcalfe @HanMeABeer]

My job is currently telling people that they have to wear a mask, but they can take it off whilst seated, as per the law, but people still don't do it, whisper snide remarks and treat my staff like shit #BESTWEEKEVER

I'm done

[beejay @offputting_guy]

we as a culture failed rizzle kicks

[Joel @1996Joelrust]

@StephenGYates96 @mollybridle Brilliant

[Joel @1996Joelrust]

@joe99hart @mollybridle

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Giroud and Firmino on a photoshoot for Top Man Summerwear

[Joel @1996Joelrust]

@mollybridle I agree

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

Morning...

[MR @MarcusRashford]

"Seconds left.. Becks whipped in a perfect corner. Teddy flicked it on. The rest is history" 🗣 @ManUtd

[Joel @1996Joelrust]

@zmnicholson @joshiwaaaheath

[Joel @1996Joelrust]

@ladbible Would have been you @joshiwaaaheath

[Football Twats @FootbaIITwats]

Every time Giroud tries to score

[Matt @Sharpy1991]

But then I stopped pulling pints and started pushing myself.

Sure, I was born in Sheffield but I was made in Russia.