Melanie Marie

SoCal born, AZ raised. Single mom of 2 beautiful young ladies. I'm fun, sarcastic, funny and a big dork. I'm an animal lover. :-)

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True love is hiding your snack size candy bars from your boyfriend, because he's trying to get in shape. #yepihidthem #heaintgettinnone #immaeatemall

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Ever feel like you've been replaced by a fish-faced cunt? I have. #bestfriendmyass #fuckfishface #andhergrosscakestoo

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When he tells you for the first time that he loves you. 😍 #hesakeeper #iknewhedid #ilovehim

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Just witnessed my daughter remove her boobs. #notwhatiwanted2C #laughedsohard #chickencutlets

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Came to the ER for being sick, now I'm hooked up to machines for chest pain. FML

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Why did Roseanne get canceled, but The View gets to stay on the air? #IcallBS #cancelTheView

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I’m in! Who’s with me? #SaveLucifer ✊😈 https://t.co/q5Yqrlulnt

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Thank you for all the @TeenChoiceFOX votes! Keep them coming as polling closes today! #Lucifer #SaveLucifer #TeenChoiceNominee ✊😈 https://t.co/Hru3IB5p4r