Cole Slaw

Comparing my dog to your children since 2014.

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

Reminder- Check on your homies please. 💙

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

In 2025 I’m California/Napa Sober, only weed and wine for me 😇😅

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

I now have a squirrel I’ve named Darlene and I hand feed her peanuts. 😅

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

My neighbors below me AirBnb their place and they keep letting random strangers park in the very tight, shared garage space, so I put a bird feeder on my deck until they finally stop.

Not only do they have shit all over their deck, but I feel like a Disney Princess 🥰

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already.

Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

One of the funniest things I get second hand embarrassment from is people going ALL OUT at karaoke and bombing 😅😂

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

My neighbors below me AirBnb their place and they keep letting random strangers park in the very tight, shared garage space, so I put a bird feeder on my deck until they finally stop.

Not only do they have shit all over their deck, but I feel like a Disney Princess 🥰

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

At my annual physical my doctor just told me “thin doesn’t mean you’re healthy”

No shit Sharon, now tap my knee so I can involuntarily kick you.

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

@MeadSavanna Retweet. 😅

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

I can’t stop saying “Idk if momtok can survive this!?” after every minor inconvenience in my life.

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

@QuinnXCII wondering what it would take for you to play Candle on October 5th in Milwaukee?

I’ve never seen a single song go as hard as that one during the Story of Us tour.

#JustSayin

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

I have decided that I would defend her with my life

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

@Bex_xa_2026 50/50 and one of them brought up song lyrics 😅

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

Listening to grown men at the bar debate if they think Taylor and Travis break up 😂😂😂

[The Trout Farm @Mike__McKenna]

Every time I see this video of Mahomes wife I immediately see Gerald from Finding Dory

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

Is there a nice way to say “you used the internet to email me a question the internet could’ve answered for you”?

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

Hear me out…

[Cole Slaw @19nicolerae]

My fiancé brought me flowers home yesterday with the sole purpose of getting his friends in trouble for not getting their SOs flowers for “National GF Day”

Immediately walks in and says “Snap this to the girls, let’s stir the pot”

I fucking love him 😂😂😂

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.