Alison Thees

In a weird new purgatory where I'm married and live in my own house but am still in school and not a real life adult yet.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Doesn't give a shit.

[Columbus Division of Police @ColumbusPolice]

MISSING TEEN: Payton Young, age 17, was last seen yesterday, January 21, 2018.
Her vehicle was recovered at Hayden Run Falls Park. The search for her remains ongoing. At this hour, 1pm, CPD's dive team is at the Scioto River.
Payton is believed to be suicidal. Info-CPD: 645-4624.

[kevin jonas @kevinjonas]

Just asking for a friend but can we please get a new season of @parksandrecnbc but in the Whitehouse. Make dreams come true

[Alison Thees @1Alisonshine]

@j_americo_bet Fixed it!

[Alison Thees @1Alisonshine]

@j_americo_bet Oops 🙊

[David Archuleta @DavidArchie]

When you try to sing all the parts... to your own song.

[Alison Thees @1Alisonshine]

#cyberMonday is really challenging when your laptop is on its way out.

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

BREAKING NEWS

[Alison Thees @1Alisonshine]

@OJ_Commerce your customer service while I tried to exchange a broken mirror I received as a wedding gift was incredibly poor&disappointing. I hope to protect future shoppers by sharing my experience. Stay away from the Naomi Home Mirrored Bevel Floor Mirror. It arrives shattered

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT

[ᴢᴀᴄʜᴀʀʏ✨ @zachias_]

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[sheb @ohsheb]

COLUMBUS SHE IS STILL MISSING RT RT https://t.co/75qNX6eYRy

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If you have a kid and don't dress him up like this for Halloween, what are you even doing with your life?

[Alison Thees @1Alisonshine]

"Well you're one breath away from being ugly and proud"
-Austin, addressing my morning breath

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Veterans need our help, and this is a great way to do it. Every retweet means a dollar. Thanks, @BobWoodruff Foundation. #Give2Veterans ❤️

[Alison Thees @1Alisonshine]

Introduced as his fiancée for the last time July 28th, first dance to #Today the 29th. Wedding gift hearing it live tonight @BradPaisley

[Alison Thees @1Alisonshine]

@_Brandel_ 😳😳😳

[Alison Thees @1Alisonshine]

@ThomasRhett love that you poured your heart and your world into #lifechanges So lucky you share your soul with your fans 💕