Joe Lightbulb

Hi, I'm Andy 'Sarge' Gilchrist a Scottish Rugby enthusiast and friend of the former players. Craig Chalmers was the best man at my wedding.

A big Ali Daei man.

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@audleyharrison @arielhelwani When the A-Force speaks on the sweet science people would be doing well to listen. 🥊🏅

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@CelticFC @EuropaLeague The Scottish transfer deadline is next Thursday but Europa League registration for all 2026 group stage matches is 11pm on Wednesday. You can make 3 changes in Jan.

Last minute deals will mean we can't play the signings in Europe.

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Wow. Just wow

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@NS_1872 Took some bottle to take that first pen and made no mistake. Unlike the 2 kids who were crying like babies in the locker room.

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@DuncanBorland81 @4ladshadadream Top dogs in 90s Hot dogs beyond that.

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@4ladshadadream One positive I would add is that our skipper took the responsibility of first penalty and made no mistakes from the spot. Small thing granted but that takes bottle. 🇬🇧

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@Phantomthe55th Called me out on what I thought was an excellent bit of patter. I didn't realise he was specky or I would have responded.

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John, on behalf of the overwhelming majority of Scottish people, please do us a favour and shut the fuck up.

[John Swinney @JohnSwinney]

Happy Independence Day, Ukraine.

You are fighting not only for your freedom, but for the democratic values we all hold dear.

People in Scotland stand proudly in solidarity with the people of Ukraine. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦

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@FarvaRangers No wonder they call Rangers 'The Garbage Boiz'.

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@BrianHoopsman Keep these coming Bri, on behalf of the entire Celtic Family it's great to have you back.

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@ibroxrocks Yous have had a couple of decent managers like Clement and Rohl. It didn't work overnight, yous then wanted staunch. That's why you now have a fat Hearts striker, Ross McCrorrie and a bunch of players who suited the previous managers system.

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@ibroxrocks

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This poster always seems to have the inside track when it comes to the goings on at Celtic Football Club.

[Lazer (she/him) @Lazer2k]

A shame that certain journos won’t credit me even though I broke the story first but ce la vie. Left back and goalkeeper are imminent but I’ve been asked not to name them directly. Will be at Celtic by Wednesday

[Lazer (she/him) @Lazer2k]

Update on Martin O’Neil. He hasn’t quit but has given strong words to the disciples of Desmond to get at least 2 deals over the line. Hogh being his main concern. Should speed things along

[Lazer (she/him) @Lazer2k]

Just a quick update from me. Danish striker signed and sealed tomorrow morning. Celtic supporters should be happy with this one. Everything ironed out and sorted so just waiting for signatures now

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@BBCSimonJack Simon has been on the crack pipe again.

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@afneil Has Burnham answered the biggest and most important question in UK politics?

Can a woman have a penis?

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@shedseven @Britpopmemories That's because you have something called 'a back catalogue'.

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@XMartinsMusicX Frightened Rabbit should be on there.

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@WATP72RFC Naisy dropping a truth bomb. 💣