Lazer (she/him)

Journalist and prolific blogger. Statistically, the greatest 9-ball pool player of all time.

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@SleavesAVFC @superTV247 Answer my question

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@SleavesAVFC @superTV247 Statistically the greatest 9 ball pool player of all time. You?

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Did anyone consider that Robbie Keane may have gone to Israel to try and end the conflict?
The big question is, did he manage to make it to mass every Sunday when he was out there?

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@SirAlanSavage In an irn bru advert introducing Susan Boyle. Some tribute that is

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@karl_simpson68 @superTV247 Thank you

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@karl_simpson68 @superTV247 Bell end

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@karl_simpson68 @superTV247 He takes his club football seriously. It’s when he joins the Scotland squad he thinks he’s Gazza. Cheeky chappy

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@karl_simpson68 @superTV247 Scotland are in a World Cup and he’s thinking, let’s get irn bru and Susan Boyle involved’. I’d rather take a midfielder that takes it seriously. He’s a footballer but he thinks he’s a comedian. It’s embarrassing

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@DavidWilso40248 @superTV247 Hate speech

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@AlexTheGuiri @superTV247 Exactly. Why is he acting like one?

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@karl_simpson68 @superTV247 Well he should keep it his own business instead of communicating that we’re there for a laugh

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@rim_lufc @superTV247 Over to the World Cup for a laugh. Don’t need that shite making a joke of our involvement. Take it seriously and get out the groups

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Sorry to say it but the next member of the watchlist is Richard Gadd

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@SamaHoole Ever heard of Methadone? I lost 10 years of my life to it and it was meant to get me off the heroin

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@teddybearsmaid @SarahCholwill Even your dog is a fat cunt

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@teddybearsmaid @SarahCholwill Seriously trying to tell me that that is a woman’s hand? You could crush watermelons with those shovels

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@teddybearsmaid @SarahCholwill It’s not as obvious as you think

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@teddybearsmaid @SarahCholwill If I looked like this I wouldn’t be bringing up the topic of femininity 🤣