Cynthia

I go on adventures, create art and appreciate humor and cleverness & that's what I share.

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

Playing Pokemon in Hawaii would be super fun!

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

Me: are you feeling cranky?
My genuinely super sweet SO: no, it's just f*#$ing annoying the s!#% out of me.
Me: isn't that the same thing?
*both die laughing*

#thingsmybfsays #funny

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

"Baby, I want you to know that you are not bulletproof. Plan accordingly."

#ThingsISayToJimmy #BoyfriendProblems #SaturdayThoughts

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

When your whole day is spent troubleshooting problems.

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

A large and aggressive cockroach just attacked me in my bed... Twice! She escaped with her life. So that's it. I'm never sleeping again. Is it too dramatic to set the bed on fire?

#traumatized #TeamNoSleep #battleformylife #thecatdidntevenwakeup

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

Why doesn't eyeliner come in a ballpoint pen-like dispenser?

#toughquestions #makeup #eyeliner #fridaythoughts #invention

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

@RealestAugust Oh my!

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

@pansexualorgana Same.

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

Why is silence so irritatingly loud?

Why do my ears scream in my head when there isn't a sound?

#rhetoricalquestions #waxingpoetic #IknowWhatTinitusIs

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

One day you're young and fun and the next you have to take a stretch break from sitting on the floor playing Legos.

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

I don't even know how to procrastinate working from home anymore now that the puzzle is done.

#puzzle @HarryPotterFilm #WFH

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Inquiring minds need to know!

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

@AdamHSays He turned to look at them all.

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

I woke up in a vicious mood and decided to #shakeitoff while dancing to @taylorswift13. I'm feeling much better now and have decided to add a morning dance to my daily routine. 🎶💃

#DanceItOut #GoodMorning #mood #FridayFeeling #FridayThoughts

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

Made another video for New World Maps :)

[New World Maps @NewWorldMaps]

Our latest video is live on @YouTube!

Watch "Do Marks on Maps Add to the Value of the Map? | Nautical Bluebacks" now!
https://t.co/lYHNGEtgFv

#MapVideo #video #maps #cartography #MapFun #Blueback #BluebackMap #NauticalMap #CivilWar #Ships #Warfare #MilitaryMap #CivilWarMap

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

@stickermule Coffee, bacon, banana, strawberry, vanilla, lime, jasmine, ginger.

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

I'm so grateful for my fiancé. He not only doesn't complain when I work long hours (even on Friday's, holidays, and weekends), but he also respects my space and need for semi-quietness (I'm a video editor) AND he frequently brings me healthy food.

Thanks @augustmikus 💗💗💗

[Cynthia @1CynthiaNewman]

@dannydaie It was a little bit funny watching the security guards watching you like you were about to lick the art or something.

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You know you've reached a certain age when you advise your SO to take a fiber supplement before dinner, "'cause you're gonna need it.."

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@stickermule Sounds good to me!