Andy Smith

I don't do mornings, but I often do cake for breakfast. Born again Bb bass player with @Hbsilverband. @F1 fan. #sandgrownun

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@op81glazer 6-7 😂

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@Aardvarkface @marksandspencer My wife had the same issue with an item in the Horwich store yesterday. Seems 'Sale' labels have been applied randomly or more likely POS systems haven't been updated in time for the items going out on the shop floor. Maybe their systems are still in a mess after the cyber attack

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@KFC_UKI_Help

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@KFC_UKI Your outlet at @manairport T2 arrivals just refused to meet their legal obligation to provide a VAT receipt for my meal. I ordered at the screen which did not print a receipt and the staff refused to print one from their till - "function unavailable"

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@KFC_UKI Your outlet at @manairport T2 arrivals just refused to meet their legal obligation to provide a VAT receipt for my meal. I ordered at the screen which did not print a receipt and the staff refused to print one from their till - "function unavailable"

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

I'm all for reducing single-use plastics but these alternative @marksandspencer paper ones are utterly useless when there's a downpour on your way back from the shop. 🌧️ 🌧️

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@engineers_feed Seems like there are some other variables that need to be considered in this study including the length of the discharge hose and the diameter of the orifice together with the importance of TDH (aka 'good head'). The effectiveness of the aiming system should also be assessed.

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@engineers_feed C5 trending towards M5 as available pressure reduces. Occasionally A1 - A10 (randomly) in the event of overdue urge and associated pressure release.

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@engineers_feed This is like a weird version of the 'spot the ball' competition from the 1970s 🤣 🤣

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@JohnCleese Plus the word square makes 31

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@JohnCleese 30

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@wbuxtonofficial Well done!! I gave up alcohol 21 months ago. There are some amazing AF beers. Check out Sober Boozers Club and Alcohol Free World on Instagram. There are a few drinkable AF wines - sparkling is best, white is OK, red is worst - but there are more bad ones than good ones.

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@sam_niac A password protected USB memory stick that you no longer remember the password for.

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@sam_niac @monstroso Some staples that are the wrong size for all the staples you own.

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@RPTrimbath @engineers_feed

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@JoeWritesThings

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@afneil Meanwhile, the ones at the top of the poll are allowing one of their MPs to state that there are too many non-white faces in adverts / on the TV. How can a party with an attitude like that be at the top of the polls in this country in 2025?

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@ChrisMedlandF1 To remove tape marking Norris' grid position apparently - why would they even do that!!

"hindering the safety measures to prepare the track for the race after the grid has been cleared is absolutely prohibited"

https://t.co/EWnCMA1NM3

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@VirtualAstro Nissan Ariya - very pleased with mine after 2 trouble free years.

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@VirtualAstro You can always ask for butter 😉

[Andy Smith @ansmith72]

@VirtualAstro Try butter first, then jam then cream. 😁