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I sell shit on eBay

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

It’s about time Vernita Green’s daughter get some revenge and kill The Bride in a new Kill Bill movie

[WaTcHiNuWaTcHiNmE @1Deepbehindtint]

@SFEXOnline @oldmedia We still here

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

I miss when I was younger and didn't have any sponsorbilieries

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

Sprite really had me in a chokehold with that remix 😮‍💨

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

real music lovers don't have a fav genre!

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Sorry I laughed too hard at this

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

going out with people who don't know when to go home is the worst 😭

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

Tubi was like, "What if we took
every single show and movie and television movie they loved during their childhoods.....and then put them all in one place....and made it free?? What if we did that beautiful shit??"

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

So basically dental insurance is pretty useless if you have anything but a cleaning lol

[BREEZY SUPREME @BreezyxSupreme]

Tbh idk how to promote my band with these wild ass algorithms on here so if you black and fuck with rock just repost a nigga plz

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

iPhone photos will make a lil movie of the saddest month of your life without permission😭

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

Taking a week off work has made me realize that working is fucking stupid.

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:

• Playing video games
• Ordering food
• Watching anime
• Taking a nap
• Playing more video games
• Watching more anime
• Calling it "self-care"

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

i knew i was old when they rearranged the grocery store and i got mad af

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

As an adult, missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the second you put your headphones on, suddenly everybody has something important to say to you.

[lets heal and recover @recovery_your]

Nobody talks about the grief
of realizing how much life you lost
to survival mode.