Patrick Asquith

Yes, there's definitely something wrong with me. No, they don't have a word for it yet.

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Lights are up (outside, at least). Tree coming soon. https://t.co/kWtsAGOvn4

[Patrick Asquith @1EccntricGenius]

@CountryMusic, how about having someone do a sound check on the performers' mics? We can't hear them sing!

#SecondYearInARow

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@BradPaisley @carrieunderwood Ur doing an awesome job! How about telling the sound guy to turn up the mics for the singers?

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@WVLTCasey I kind of favored Donatello. He was the brains of the outfit.

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@JoyLambert @FOXBaltimore Joy, you don't know me, but I wish you the best recovery and a healthy future.

Be well, be blessed.

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@WVLTKelsey @DeadMansFarm "Hey, Boss, I'd like to discuss my new contract. A pay raise.

Big one."

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@gates_mcfadden Maybe Rudi has been hanging out with Reg Barclay on the Holodeck. Maybe get Counselor Troi to counsel Rudi about reality vs fantasy.

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@pagetpaget @danagould @MJMcKean So does this mean that you admire me, @pagetpaget? I'm pretty awesome, myself.

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@WVLTKelsey @WVLTBrittany Sure, but when you look that good, does it really matter?

#PrettyAndProfessional

#TheyreNotJustPrettyFaces

#TheyreOnTopOfTheirGame

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@PriceIsRight @Rachel1Reynolds @TheGeorgeGray Be careful, @Rachel1Reynolds! @TheGeorgeGray & wheels might lead to disaster!

#TreadmillFall
#GravityHappens
#PrincessPeachVsLuigi

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@WVLTCasey @BobYarbrough So you're Wheeless and you're wheelless. So would that make you Wheeless Squared?

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Unless you can PROVE that the NRA actively helped THIS MAN do what he did, then shut your cake hole!

#PrayForLasVegas
#PeopleBeforePolitics

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I'm flat over people blaming, pointing fingers for the Las Vegas shooting!

#notthetime #nottheplace
#PrayForLasVegas #peoplebeforepolitics

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@rmayemsinger @gates_mcfadden Pretty sure that the NRA didn't "allow" him. to do anything. Unless you can prove they were directly involved, you need to check yourself.

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@HillaryClinton Remember these quotes next time she claims to care about you! We need leaders who put people over political & social self-promotion!

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@HillaryClinton Again, promoting politics over people!! Remember these quotes next time she claims to represent you. We need leaders who care about PEOPLE!

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@HillaryClinton "Put politics aside" also includes not promoting a position on gun control. If u dont know that already, youre not ANY kind of leader.

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@MelissaJoanHart Mitosis is the tosis you own yourself.

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@HerUniverse Unless you're deceptively short, I'm not sure that it will fit, but, hey, give it a shot.

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@marshallhughes @6News Turns out he was one of the fortunate ones who wasn't forced to watch the game.