Martin Nelson

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@Paul_Lake If Pep could make a perfect footballer it would be a combination of Stones, Rodri and De Bruyne.
In Paul Lake he would have discovered Kryptonite.
Party on Blues!

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@Tim_Burgess Indian Rope Man by Julie Driscoll,Brian Auger and The Trinity...or Melting Pot by Booker T and the M.G's.Failing that,Break on through by The Doors.

[City Content @citehchants]

Alternative Commentary # 45

Manchester City 4-1 Manchester United

Enjoy.

https://t.co/AvykqdGTmj

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@JamesHReeve Similar to the 'it wouldn't have counted because he's given the foul on De Bruyne'
No it wouldn't have been counted because it was cleared off the line!

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@badly_drawn_boy It....really....is.

[City Content @citehchants]

Alternative Commentary # 40

Manchester Utd 0-2 Manchester City

Voulez Vous. Enjoy.

https://t.co/cJZCj0x6Xj

[Stuart Brennan @StuartBrennan63]

City fans have a message for the injured fan. #mcfc

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@PaddyMcGuinness My 10 year old daughter came up with this after watching her first episode!

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Can’t see what all the fuss is about. Might just be 2 penalties.

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@ManCity Muhmpkullhpoukoklkol

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

City fans taking over Manchester Airport

🎥 @tomflan93

[City Content @citehchants]

Alternative Commentary # 32

Manchester City 2-0 PSG (4-1 on aggregate)

Champions League Semi-Final 2nd Leg.

Enjoy.

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@citehchants I can feel a thunderbastard from Chesney against the onion munchers coming on

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@citehchants Can feel a skin-fade Gascoigne Thunderbastard firework explosion coming on

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@MCFC_DyIan He's a leopard and he comes from Sheffield.

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@KingsmeadFI @WhatTheFPL @OliverDowden If the lady in charge of bet365 can pay herself £300million a year,I'm sure the gambling sector as a whole can be made to cough up OUR money back.

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

Gambling Commison : Football Index to be forced to refund net deposits - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/lecwFgUPgY via @UKChange

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@leekpee I'm still convinced they didn't do mine properly.
Didn't even feel a small prick......which is unusual for me.

[Martin Nelson @1Martinnelson]

@theindexchef @OliverDowden @DCMS Copied you in to show my support for your question