Miss-Adventures in Parenting

Just a mom trying to make it out of this parenting thing alive, one misadventure at a time 🤦‍♀️ | Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

Hey @Twitter, it’s been awhile, did I miss anything?

I’m apparently in the midst of a mental health funk. Blah. I seem to think a beer or two will be a good way to end the day but now it’s 1:40am and I’m on Twitter #NeedRest #NotLovingWork #ZeroMotivation

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

@Jeremysgirl5150 My son walked in when I was just about to put my bra on and commented that when I don’t have a shirt on I look lol Patrick from Spongebob 🤷‍♀️

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

@AutismVenture This is seriously the sweetest thing. He’ll cherish it forever. I’m sorry for your families loss ❤️

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

Had the “bra talk” with 9. Well 9.5 I guess, but still!! She’s my little girl and I’m seriously having issues with this phase😭 Says she hasn’t been wearing them lately cause we don’t really go anywhere. She’s already wiser than I was at 9.5! #parenting #mylittlegirl #growingup

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

Ha!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If there is a massive covid outbreak at a Trump rally, is that a Klandemic? 🤔

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

This 👇 gives me hope for the future!

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

My 9-yr-old just said, “Trump is the stupidest person on earth”

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

@FatherWithTwins Omg. Right!? Kill me now 🙅‍♀️

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

Rough day today...emotional and angry. Just rage-cleaned my kitchen. Why can’t people put their shit away!? Why does mommy have to FUCKING SCREAM like a lunatic for the kids to help tidy!? My god it’s frustrating. I don’t like myself in these moments. #momlife #thestruggleisreal

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

9 has been having “terrifying” dreams the past few nights. Some guy by the name of @Harry_Styles is in our house, making the ground shake. She wakes up and RUNS to our room. In a few years I doubt she’ll consider him being in our house a nightmare 🤣 #momlife #girlmom #parenting

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

Had a #houseparty call with my two besties last night and it hit me that #pandemiclife is not much different from my teen life - still in my bedroom on the phone all night with my girls! Except now I don’t have to hide the alcohol from my parents 😉 #momlife

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

And this sums up my son! #highlysensitivechild #thepositives #momlife #parenting

[Parenting the Highly Sensitive Child @sensitivekids1]

Sensitivity rarely gets the praise it deserves. Next time you need a reminder of why highly sensitive people are so awesome, check out these 10 benefits of being highly sensitive & start celebrating! https://t.co/U1qdgLKAPC #HSP #sensitive #parenting

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

Just caught myself cheering loudly when someone Beat Bobby Flay. What has this quarantine done to my life!? #QuarantineLife #COVID19 #ineedtogetoutmore #momlife #fridaynight #beatbobbyflay #foodnetworkforever

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

@taureansunrise Helicopters!

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

🙋‍♀️🐴

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

Hahahaha! That kid’s going places 🤣

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

9: Daddy, did you just fart?

Me: No. that was my phone vibrating

9: Was your bum calling you? Because your ring tone smells like poop.

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

Anyone else’s kids put their blankies or stuffies in the freezer??

I remember putting my blankets or pj’s in the dryer before bed to warm them up, but I would never think to put them in a freezer! #weirdkids #momlife #neveradullmoment

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

😂

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

When the murder hornets take a life do they call it a buzzkill?

I’m really sorry for this

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

@FatherWithTwins A wine shortage.

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

You might be a potty mouth if....your phone stops autocorrecting to duck. #pottymouth #feelingragey #inevermeanduck #orducking

[Miss-Adventures in Parenting @1MissAdventure]

#CharcuterieIsLife #ThatIsAll