Pancake🥞

A witch turned me into a pancake and now I'm part of a balanced breakfast
// I retweet porn on this account, so fair warning.

[Pancake🥞 @1Pancake1]

Because if the widespread untruths about Jan 6 that have been spreading lately, I took a few hours to dig back through the "What Parler Saw" project, created by @ProPublica after the inssurection Lena V. Groeger, Jeff Kao, Al Shaw, Moiz Syed and Maya Eliahou.

I've created 1/6

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

ok reasonable

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I wish it was more common knowledge that almost all regulations exist because companies weren’t doing these things on their own and bad things were happening because of it.

[Wambu⚓ @Wambulogy]

Bro why is Trump able to snap his fingers and make everything immediately worse, while Democrats need unanimous permission from the whole world to wipe their own asses?

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Chinese drone: Tells you to stop breaking the law so you don't drown

Israeli drone: Plays audio of babies crying to lure civilians to their death

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

This is the kind of headline that used to end political careers.

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

one lesson I have learned at sentencing is that you should only rarely mention fatherhood

Because "why were you raping all those women instead of spending time with your kids" is a very real response.

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

Giving the cops the password that factory resets your phone instead of the one that unlocks it is cyberpunk as hell

[Pancake🥞 @1Pancake1]

@damalen96 @Scholf_A_Loaf Wtf are you talking about

[ninya 🃏 @Nyracin]

The way they're hopping so happily and keep looking back to check if they're following properly 😭 crows are so cute, just absolute 10/10 creatures

[f.₳RT @cNFTfART]

“i guess i’m a popular guy 😏”

[Pancake🥞 @1Pancake1]

@equine__dentist I should call her

[Pancake🥞 @1Pancake1]

@hitohahaha "how do they always find"

I think we all know how they find it. 😏

[✝️🇺🇸Chet Ozmun🇨🇳☭ @OzmunC]

In Oppenheimer the plot focused on the physicists designing the bomb. BUT in this show about how China built its own nukes, an entire plotline honors the factory workers who built the uranium core with absolute precision. Chinese shows make proletarians into heroes while Hollywood only focuses on intellectuals.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Capitalists will say stuff like, “So you just want money for doing nothing, is that it?” while praising themselves for making passive income.

[nuz @punishednuz]

just realized perfect blue, princess mononoke, and end of evangelion all came out in 1997. fucking unreal year for the medium

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The FICO credit score was introduced in 1989. The average Boomer was around 35 then, which means many of them bought their first homes and cars before an imaginary three-digit number had such a huge impact on their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.

[Pancake🥞 @1Pancake1]

@YAYOFLAKE3 Ever read "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury?
One of the most beautiful and haunting short stories I've ever read.

[Token 🏴‍☠️🖭 @jnarai]

BREAKING: USA PUBLICLY ADMITS TO INTENTIONALLY TARGETING NON-COMBATANTS & CHILDREN

[Pancake🥞 @1Pancake1]

@oncloud_e Cloudy how do I hang out and have fun with you? You seem so cool and and ur pretty maybe we could play games and uwu together