Dennis

Promise I’d never let you down

[Dennis @1RealSwerve]

Me den my guy bi dey lectures wey lecturer mow we fini wey he give we assignment my guy nu see the assignment norr he shout “fuck adey go piss come” 2hours later i bell am for Watsap call dey bizz am were he dey he say he dey UK chale hm

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

this guy say he dey go piss come, 2hours later he dey kotoka

[Dennis @1RealSwerve]

Normal thing for UGBS

[🚘 O W U L A 🧔🏻‍♂️ @_owula]

There was a time during university admissions when female applicants had higher cutoff points than male applicants. For example, while the cutoff for Biological Sciences was aggregate 11 for male applicants, it was 13 for female applicants. That difference alone gave the girls a clear advantage in gaining admission. I don’t know if this affirmative action still exist tho

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Short hair don’t care 😅✂️

[Citi Sports @CitiSportsGHA]

🎥 🇬🇭 “I come from a small place in Kumasi in Ghana called Sawaba. It’s like the “ghetto” and we used to play a lot on the streets.”

New Girona defender Abdul Mumin recounts how his football journey started.

#CitiSports

[Noorie @Nurapost]

"Abeg borrow me your power ba..."

[Jimmy Newton @jimmysnewton]

"We want to show them from the very start that there's no hope and there's no point hoping for a miracle"

[SportyBet @SportyBet]

Admin was asked to come up with the Greatest La Liga XI of all time. This was the response👀

[Josh @PureContender]

⚽️ Day 54 of building my football game solo in Unreal Engine 5.

I made enhancements to a bug that many in the community have called out for a few weeks:

🥾 A player's boot would plant on the ground and slide a foot or two before lifting off the ground

🎿This made it look like players were ice skating on the pitch.

✔️The fix was a mix of animation playback speed and implementing a technique called stride warping.

The plant foot still moves slightly forward once it lands on the ground, but it's not as dramatic as before. The video highlights a few clips in full speed and at 10% of full speed. @nykolamor - thanks!

#indiedev #gamedev #football #soccer #unrealengine

[TIC @ihedinmaTC]

Finished University at 22, completed nysc@23 three year later, haven't been able to secure a good job.

successful failed in business, failed in several things. Now @ 26, I've Dusted my sandy backs, started learning a skill from level 1.
One day I will meet my luck!

[Olivia💓 @roses_on_mars]

Once I see “make a one minute video “ in the job application I close it immediately.

[Adimé Kumesi @adimeKumesi_]

Let’s you down #signlanguage #adimekumesi

[Akpraise @AkpraiseMedia]

Man shares the strategy for a group of men to leave the trenches in 10 years.

[👑 @kingdavid489]

6 years from now I'll own 2 houses and 2 cars to my name, Be there.

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got 'em. 🇩🇿🇳🇬

@boniface_jrn

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: Diomande.
https://t.co/tiTXGCCxg8

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ RB Leipzig complete signing before officially selling Yan Diomande: deal done for Fisnik Asllani as new striker for €30m package.

Medical already booked as @schfer_g reported.

The plan, reported for several days: sign 2 or 3 players, get at least 1 done before giving green light to Yan for medical. ✅

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah to Trabzonspor, here we go! Club confirms agreement in place for the Egyptian striker.

Salah joins on two year deal as free agent after leaving Liverpool.

[PRESIDER @iam_presider]

I go chop some Ghc40 assorted fried rice for UG and I must say I was assaulted instead

[Essie @EcEssie]

I found the video 🤣🤣🤣