Essie

well...

[Essie @EcEssie]

😂😂😂

[Winnie Success💥 @Winniesuccess1]

Ending another year with no ring on my finger 🥹🥹

[Essie @EcEssie]

Naweza kula supper saa hii ama ningoje breakfast?💀💀😭😭

[Essie @EcEssie]

No context

[Essie @EcEssie]

I need to start watching the right football 😂

[Essie @EcEssie]

We were at an elegant dinner party the other day and a guy farted loudly.

One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” the guy replied, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn.”

[Essie @EcEssie]

Imagine kwenda jela life juu umeua mtoto hana 50bob.

[Essie @EcEssie]

Naisha 😭😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I remember I had a schoolmate by the name Tom Barasa. You couldn't say his name quickly!

[Essie @EcEssie]

Sasa hao wanyama wako orphanage ni mayatima?

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

KWS to relocate Nairobi Animal Orphanage to a new 89-hectare site opposite Bomas of Kenya

[Essie @EcEssie]

I hope uko na health insurance 😂😂and next time use protection

[AMAG @Amag_ke]

Woke up with this pimples allover my body, any idea what I could be suffering from and how to deal with them?

[Franc™ @Its_franc_]

We are all replaceable

[Essie @EcEssie]

Kwani everyday a child must die in this country?💔

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Student dies after being thrown out of a moving Nicco sacco bus along thika road🚨💔.

[Essie @EcEssie]

Wantam tuko online tu 😭😭
https://t.co/i6BCfaKa9D

[Essie @EcEssie]

You gonna choke mahn

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kenya is a resilient nation that can overcome any disease; we’ve seen it over time - Kasmuel

[Essie @EcEssie]

@KiprutToo Ata wewe kama tako liko mtaani unaexpect nini?😂😂😂😂

[Essie @EcEssie]

@fe_minta Nasema tu 😂

[Essie @EcEssie]

Hizi si chapati ni mikodi😭

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Chapati mistress blocked me but she forgot to block my skills. 😁

[Essie @EcEssie]

@SankeiSaitoti 🤣🤣🤣

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

I stole this from Kami good music wallahi

[Essie @EcEssie]

I'm crying mahn😂😂😂the funniest thing I've read this week

A guy flies home a day early from a business trip. He takes a cab home, and then tells the cabby, "I think my wife is having an affair. I'll give you an extra hundred bucks if you come in to be my witness." The cabby agrees.

They sneak in, go up to the bedroom, and pull the covers off the bed. Sure enough, the guy's wife is in bed banging another man.

The husband pulls out a gun and aims at the guy. Before he can shoot, the wife shouts, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the car I bought for you. He paid for our new boat. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

As the husband stands there in shock, the cabby asks, "What are you gonna do?"

And the husband says, "I'm gonna cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold."

[98 @Felii_98]

We try again today