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[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

@RepWilcox Divorce reform, that is.

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

@RepWilcox It’s better never to be married at all than to experience what many experience.

Reform is necessary if we want to protect marriage and society as a whole.

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

@LisaBritton And knowledge of just how badly men (and any children) will get screwed if there's a divorce has men avoiding marriage.

And that's not considering the way modern women are.

It has to change.

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@Vikingr1776 I'm glad you added that part at the end.

Because I was about to tell you to tell her to kick the shit out of that little fucker, including breaking his arm.

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

@sister_slay The best part of this is the punchline at the end. 😂

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

@LukeFHan My favorite part was the end credits. Too bad I couldn’t mute them, though.

Oh well. You take the good with the bad.

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

Because salt is totally flammable.

[KUTV2news @KUTV2News]

Fireworks are banned at the Bonneville Salt Flats on Pioneer Day, the Bureau of Land Management West Desert District reminded the public. 🎆
https://t.co/VLHr25vf6f

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

@bdfagan California grows 2/3 of the nation’s fruits and nuts.

No one cares about celebrities anymore.

And 1/3 of the vegetables?

They’d just pull the plug if their single payer wet dream ever happens, anyway.

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

The “Redefining masculinity” issue is off to a strong start…above the waist, anyway.

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

Looks like someone has a habit of skipping leg day.

[Natalie Jean Beisner @NJBeisner]

When “Men’s Health” says men’s health, they actually just mean women’s sickness.

Time to take reality out, blow on it, and plug it back in to see if it works better.

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

You, son, have a serious problem.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Imagine being a comedian and ignoring this kind of material.

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

@mjolley22 One can even argue that they're advertising (it's on the ass end of the bus).

[Snarky Dad @1SnarkyDad]

Exactly. What is the price YOU are willing to pay to remain free?

[Dan Deuel @DanDeuel]

“What is the price you’re willing to pay to be safe?”

That’s the wrong question, sir. The right question is, “What is the price you’re willing to pay to be free?”

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Unpopular opinion but I am going to say it.

Women shouldn’t be in positions of power.

Liberal women are the reason why our society has decayed so much.

I said what I said.

[Dan Deuel @DanDeuel]

Modern day Boston Tea Party.

Flock and related are totally, completely, unequivocally un-American and should be illegal nationwide.

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@SandyofCthulhu $10 says these people raised a bully who picked on the wrong kid and got his ass kicked.

Or possibly, one or both of them were bullies themselves and picked on the wrong kid and got their ass handed to them.

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@koshercockney Too bad her dad didn’t pull out.

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@Manhattva @BasedMikeLee Better yet: don’t get married in the first place.

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@TheXMatriarch Better yet, make him feel respected just enough to keep him off-balance. Keep him confused and questioning reality. Gaslighting him is key here.

A single compliment or nice gesture among 100 disrespectful is enough to keep him thinking you care and that he’s the problem.