Squirt and Ernie

let’s rock

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

@woody_wooddell Angry inch

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Joe Biden just canceled a 1-million-plus acre oil lease in Alaska.

It’s like they’re intentionally trying to have high gas prices.

[Martyr Made @martyrmade]

Remember when we literally caught them secretly worshiping an effigy of Moloch, and accepted “we were just goofing off” as an explanation lmao

[Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn]

Overturning Roe v. Wade would not ban abortion. It would send the decision back to your state.

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

@woody_wooddell 😭🤣

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

@woody_wooddell is mid

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

“Dude JM I know your whole playlist is full of dead people” Ryan Usie.

[Cody Wolfe Appreciation Committee Chair (Fan) @music_listener7]

I will not be listening to Morgan Wallen’s “Don’t Think Jesus” today. It is Good Friday, which reminds us that Jesus suffered enough, no need to make it worse by being mentioned in some trash song.

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

@fatherrjonn I bet we could whip Chesney’s ass

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

You pay rent on my nerves.

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

“Every girl in Shreveport bought a pair of bell bottoms and a Charlie 1 Horse hat to go see Morgan Wallen.”

@woody_wooddell: That gives me cancer.

[M.P. Welch @MPWelch15]

I feel like I’m watching an SNL skit with this State of The Union Address. Learning a lot about politics though…just smile, clap, repeat (emphatically boo when appropriate) 😂

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

@POTUS @VP @KamalaHarris

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

Meanwhile our president is putting his diaper on backwards

[Ben Pouladian @benitoz]

Ukrainian President Zelenskiy turns down U.S. request to evacuate Kyiv, saying: "I need ammunition, not a ride" - AP 🇺🇦🇺🇦

[Ben Pouladian @benitoz]

Ukrainian President Zelenskiy turns down U.S. request to evacuate Kyiv, saying: "I need ammunition, not a ride" - AP 🇺🇦🇺🇦

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

Nothing worse than porta potty splash back.

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

@fatherrjonn 😭😂 facts. We dipped

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

@PaxtonDavidG16

[Squirt and Ernie @1_jonmike]

@fatherrjonn Lil two-fer concussion/broken wrist combo