Faizan

Electronics & Communication Engineer.Mimicry Artist.Versatile Actor.Voracious reader.Little Religious.Extremely Lazy.Tweets are personal.RTs are not endorsement

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

God can save the sinner you are, but not the saint you pretend to be.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

You only need 2 perfumes for the rest of your life one is Baccart Rouge 540 and the other is Creed Aventus.

[MuslimMatters @MuslimsMatters]

Allah can change any situation in the blink of an eye. Trust Him.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

@E20Party E20

[E20 JANTA PARTY @E20Party]

E20 Janta Party is a people-powered movement demanding transparency, accountability, and the right of every Indian to know how the E20 (20% Ethanol Blended Petrol) policy affects their vehicles, wallets, and consumer rights.

Repost to help this message reach every vehicle owner

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

Mere chup rehne ka lihaz kijiye,

Mere alfaaz kisi bhi umar ka lihaaz nahi karte.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

The most expensive meal is not the restaurant bill. It’s the medicine bill that comes 10 years later from eating badly for a decade.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but start living. The days are flying by, and all you do is work, pay bills and stress. Enjoy what you can, walk, sunset, music, laughter. Joy doesn’t have to be expensive. You deserve it.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

₹1500 for a month for a gym

that’s ₹18000 a year

One knee replacement surgery:
₹1.5 -2 lakh

One diabetes management per year:
₹50,000 +

One cardiac event and ICU stay:
₹5-10 lakh

The gym was never expensive.

We just compared it to the wrong things.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

The “i” in my name stands for insane.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

Diabetes costs ₹50,000 -₹1L/year to manage.

A gym membership costs ₹12000-₹18000/year.

Choose your expensive habit wisely.

[Excise Department, J&K. @ExciseCommisio1]

Sh Vaibhav Kohli, JKAS joined as new Excise Commissioner, J&K. A warm welcome by the employees of the Excise Department, Rail Head Jammu.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

Someone who doesn’t entertain everyone is my typeeee.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

I run on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts.

[J&K Traffic Police @Traffic_hqrs]

Traffic update at 1000 hrs
@JmuKmrPolice
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@Divcomjammu
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[Faizan @1amfaizan]

It’s better to be the oldest person in the gym than the youngest person in the nursing home.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

I can’t believe what you say,

because I see what you do.

[• @Alquranconnect]

𝘠𝘢 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘩, 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘶’𝘢𝘴, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

When people show you their true colors,

Stop trying to repaint them.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

Nothing is faker than my personality at family gatherings.

[Faizan @1amfaizan]

These females need to start eating makeup so they can be pretty inside too.