Daniel Roy

Writer. Galactic backpacker. Kaiju whisperer. Ravenclaw. My other ride is a TARDIS.

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@DiscussingFilm TL;DRailer:

Dom: "Family."

Aquaman: "You killed my family. So I will kill your family LOL."

Dom: "NO! MY FAMILY! Let's race."

Things: *explode*

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@AmazonHelp Will do. Thank you.

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@AmazonHelp I've been using .de and .co.uk in recent months. I have a Canadian account but I live in Europe.

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

Introverts unite! (Separately across the internet to watch Star Trek.)

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

I made this! Well; me and a bunch of incredibly talented people. 😀

[Film Shortage @FilmShortage]

You've met your match!

Swiped ➡️ FS Exclusive Premiere
a #SciFi #RomCom by @edwardjdouglas

https://t.co/uSP5GRJBWZ

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@TimWinfree @Mascobot @dalibali2 Honestly, it's the part that makes it feel more credible to me. Having lived in China, it's a uniquely Chinese approach.

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@WJDDrew @madeleinelily I saw it! And I concur. :)

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

How nice of Disney to finally give us a sequel to "Return of the Jedi" after 37 years! Imagine if they had rushed into a half-baked movie trilogy instead... #TheMandalorian #TheMandalorianFinale

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

My short story, "The Bones of Our Hereafters," is available online at @curiousfictions. Featuring voluntary human extinction, the Clock of the Long Now, and John Cage's "As Slow As Possible." @longnow @vhemtdotorg

https://t.co/d75nVAXPCu

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

So say we all.

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

If dictionaries had a musical track, Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" would play twice when you look up the word "hubris." #SnyderCut #SnyderCutJusticeLeague

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@redbreastedbird I love how he adultsplained to her the word "compulsory" even though she's the one who used it.

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@sjbgilmour I love the one about Trump being a time traveler whose time machine—stolen from Nikola Tesla by his uncle—messes up his brain. It's so crazy inventive.

https://t.co/34jWS6COjA

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

One of my stories, "The Virus Dreams," is featured today on @curiousfictions. Sweet! Come check it out!

[Curious Fictions @curiousfictions]

✨Featured story: THE VIRUS DREAMS by @1bluepixel!✨

In retrospect, it was a little odd that all these alien cultures were so relatably humanoid. But to be fair to the hapless humans, the real explanation could be considered quite far-fetched.

https://t.co/WdtbFvTulG

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@GuercioGerry @Val_Plante @CDPQInfra @rouleauchantal Yeah, PE Trudeau is a good choice. As a matter of fact, we should name an airport after him!

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

Alien 1: "Alright, we're all set to see if humans are smart enough to join the Galactic Republic. I've released the coronavirus."

Alien 2: "Isn't that deadly, though?"

Alien 1: "No worries, they got this. All they have to do to beat it is wear masks in public."

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

Time traveler: "What year is this?"

Passerby: "2002."

TT: "Oh. Good. 2002 is pretty safe."

Passerby: "Dunno, man. There's a growing pandemic."

TT: "Oh, right. I forgot about SARS-1."

Passerby:

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

June 3rd, 2020 on Parallel Earth. The Senate passes motion to impeach President Clinton for the staggering 500 Americans dead from COVID-19. Fox News blames her for addressing a small BLM protest in Minneapolis. "I would've done so much better," moans Trump on Twitter.

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

Some days you just want to curl up in bed with a book, stare longingly at its cover, and whisper "I'm gonna read you all night long."

[Daniel Roy @1bluepixel]

@medburnbook "We cut the third act."