𓆝𓆟𓆜𓆞𓆡

mixing oj with 7up is a good combination. you should try it

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don’t want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

if bad posture bad why bad posture feel so good

[shannon crave @shannoncrave]

ok bitch me too

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

I think I’m pretty friendly to people who approach me, my problem is keeping up with them. We’d get along in the moment but that’s where it ends.

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

till my avoidant attachment do us part

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[َ @gffyoq]

"by your age you should have reached..." my limit. i've reached my limit, bro.

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[ً @artfuIchaos]

when it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting. there is no in between.

[💬 @aruariandepart]

i never asked u to be my boss. i asked to be ur employee and u said yes. so if we wanna get technical, u had an employee and i didnt have a boss. im not saying what i did was right but dont try and make it into smtg bigger than it was

[Dish @D1SCHER]

Southern California has had like three weeks of this tropical 90-100 degree humidity and I don’t know how the fuck you guys in Florida and Texas do this shit all summer

I’m a pretty active guy but this weather makes me want to vomit instantly after like 20 minutes in it

[brian ꕤ @brianwrld]

me disappearing the second I feel like my presence isn’t wanted

[celine dionysus / NEW COLLAB NICK LOWE COVER OUT! @celinedionysus_]

learning a lot

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s wrong babe… you’ve barely touched your frogccacia

[soliraw 🇧🇷 @belindomita]

*Mi alarma sonando durante 10
minutos*
Yo en mis sueños:

[Arthur @arthurcolle]

@bigcontentguy Hit him with the Clefairy dance, shit must be serious

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all