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keep going 🏁

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[𑣲⋆ @xolyviaxo]

If you litter you are a nasty dirty stinky funky ass bitch

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

Cris Collinsworth: Raccoons kept getting my tomatoes. So I went out and bought a crossbow and a ghillie suit. I Camped out in my yard, blasted one at 3 AM, and displayed it as a warning. My neighbors called the ASPCA, so I have a court date next week.

Mike Tirico: Second down

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Them lil pussy hair do be sharp as hell tho, dem mfs be feelin like a grill brush

[Moddey Doomp @ua_ginge]

Kind of shit lamelo ball had in his house

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Netflix luego de ayudarme a deletrear una película que no tienen

[##. @PLEASEDNTTALK]

On a date she in da bathroom just wanted to say wassup to yall

[Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou]

Chelsea Gray made history tonight: She is the first player in WNBA history to make a game-tying buzzer-beater at the end of regulation and a game-winning buzzer-beater at the end of OT in the same game, according to Elias.

[goma @soigomaa]

If you're ever lost/stranded change your voicemail immediately to say where you are, who you were with, what time you arrived etc. When people notice you're missing and start calling you, the voicemail may just save your life especially if your phone goes dead or you have no service.

[Colb @___Colb___]

We are running out of original sentences rapidly.

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Lmfaooo only a woman would know this.

[Jamal Cristopher @JamCristopher]

Lebron was 31-6-7 at 21 years old
Lebron was 30-8-6 at 37 years old
22 straight all star games

Gotta be bron

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

U let yo bad days affect u too much. U don't let yo good days affect u enough. Fix that.

[Ksan @KxSanta]

By November, I swear everything is going to come together

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

the Nuggets never forgot 😭

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

KD age 21-25:

5/5 All-NBA 1st
4/5 scoring titles
1 MVP, 3x 2nd, 1x 5th
1 Finals, 2 WCF, 1 WCSF
68.8% winning percentage
29/8/4 on 61.7% TS (+8 rTS)

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

If Bron finishes out his contract and plays 25 years, that would be like Cooper Flagg playing until 2050, or Magic Johnson, career uninterrupted, having still been in the league in '03-04, Bron's rookie year. It's just so wild to think about.

[sári @mokuska]

24-hr indian takeout place called naanstop

[Very Damir @ShepardHeff]

Ralph Lauren can dress you for the beach, block, boat or boardroom. Can’t trust people who slander it 😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

CHELSEA GRAY GAME WINNER 🔥🔥🔥

BACK-TO-BACK BUZZER BEATERS TO FORCE OT AND WIN THE GAME!

POINT GAWD.