Natural blonde waitress (1970s style triangular breasts) experienced a complete meltdown tonight at my ordering decorum. She couldn’t have been a day over the local age of consent. I tried to make it simple for her and asked her to prepare one hundred oysters for me and my four friends, 33 at a time, every 30 minutes, and then one final oyster for me. Do you understand nubile minx? She’s breathing heavily now. “Oh so after this first three dozen I’ll come and check if you all want some more?” You couldn’t have made Netanyahu’s orders to you more obvious if you tried I can literally see your Mossad earpiece glowie zogslave. As she turns away to call security I grab her delicate wrist and turn her back toward me. Her pulse is strong. My friends can only hang their heads in shame. I fear you’ve not understood me seductress. I require the oysters at the specified interv— before I can finish speaking the glass shatters as the mass shooter begins their attack. The guatemalan busboy takes a tracer round to the sternum and violently falls limp onto the table and spills my dirty tito’s martini onto my 32/32 jeans. I’m assuming that will be comped. I assess the situation and identify the shooter. 23 year old transgender furry communist. No need to engage… this libtard will die of AIDS in less than 35 minutes. I throw the waitress over my shoulder and rush us both to safety toward the kitchen. Her armpit blesses me with a direct impact to my nose and upper lip. Her scent invigorates me. Ginger and turmeric smoothie this morning? And is that dove antiperspirant? She can no longer contain herself and begins sexing on my body despite our audience of FtM bushwick line cooks eating their dinners performatively out of plastic containers. It’s very sexy. The girl reading this. Nietzsche. After eight thrusts, one for each dozen oysters, I deny her pleasure and collapse from exhaustion and later awaken to 50 texts from my friends warning me that she posted a tik tok about me captioned “my nightmare sneaky link” with 38 comments from mentally ill women with toxoplasmosis accusing me of grooming her. Bro I’m 38 and divorced I cannot consent to a woman that young and beautiful. Plus I’m not looking for anything serious atm. Probably the worst night of my life and I have nobody to confide in
Kintara 30 Day Economy Update 💰
~$610,298 earned by players in the last 30 days.
Total marketplace sales: 109,459
Kintara Club members: 801
Top items by volume:
• Gold – $385,250
• Gold Auras – $11,878
• Eagle Mounts – $11,600
• Stone – $11,144
• Penthouse 1 Key – $10,000
$33,875 spent on spinner wheel
Two of the top earners each made ~$25,000
From launch to $610K player earnings and 801 club members in one month. This is what happens when players own the economy.
We’re excited to announce that we’ve officially acquired https://t.co/WuFe1559cs for $33,000 USD.
Our original domain will continue to operate alongside the new domain while we begin the transition and keep everyone updated.
This acquisition was made to help resolve the connection issues some players have been experiencing with the .gg domain, including players who have been unable to access the website from certain locations.
https://t.co/WuFe1559cs is still propagating globally. If it’s not accessible for you yet, it should become available over the next few hours as DNS updates worldwide.
For your safety, https://t.co/WuFe1559cs and our original domain are the only official Kintara domains. Please be cautious of scam links, fake websites, and impersonators.
A big milestone for Kintara. More to come.
All it takes is one trade. You just need to hold long enough for the toursits to panic sell and the whales/exchanges to eat up the dips for the next legs.
Being emotional about every small candle is how you lose long term. Mentally writing it off and just riding the waves is the best way to win long term. Nothing goes up forever and corrections are healthy.
If you can’t hold you won’t be rich.
JUST IN: Pumpfun announces USDC token pairs coming May 21st
Lily Liu recently said: “Memecoins don’t define Solana” and so Alon made sure all new memecoins will now be paired with USDC
a tremendous amount of SOL gets locked up daily in the LPs of graduated new pairs
huge loss for future SOL TVL
If data centers are so bad, we should just shut down the internet.
We could leave the opposition group to write physical letters to each other.
I am sure they would love to live in the 1920s again.
Amazon wants to destroy nearly 5 acres of Indiana wetland to add 14 new data centers, complete with 414 new diesel generators, to its New Carlisle data center complex.
Indiana’s Project Rainier launched in 2025 and, with Amazon’s new proposal, would have more than 900 diesel generators producing over 2,400 megawatts of power—enough to power 720,000 homes a day.
Diesel generators produce twice the amount of CO2 as a power grid. Black carbon and nitrogen oxides produced from diesel greenhouse gases are linked to spikes in heart and lung diseases and cancers.
Indiana ranked 9th in total greenhouse gas emissions nationwide, and last year, Gov. Mike Braun (R-IN) pulled the plug on the state’s plan to reduce emissions.
Public comments will be held through June 12.