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@manchesterunited

[ags @agstkd]

World Cup is fun, but i miss Manchester United

[J @barlowball]

If Portugal was to win the World Cup and say Bruno finishes on 21/22 assists in prem surely he wins ballon d’or ????

[Ben⚘ @TheBenanya]

When she checks my phone to catch me cheating but finds all my good morning texts to Bruno Fernandes on IG

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

I’m already tired of this 3rd spot, I want 2nd 😂

[Bastian Schweinsteiger @BSchweinsteiger]

DNA 💪🏼 @ManUtd

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

“Chelsea or I stay here and don't play football for 6-12 months.”

[Patrick @Pogblah]

Dressing room pic lads @NUFC ?

[🍊 @KPmufc]

We were 11 points off Villa in 3rd when Amorim got sacked. A win this weekend puts us level with them and they play Chelsea next week where any result is beneficial to us...

Michael Carrick ladies and gents 👏

[✯ @sine_minaj]

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

0 good morning texts, an unhealthy bank balance but atleast United hasn't lost a game of football in 2026

[Hugh Jundies @hughjundies69]

Are bag price gonna go up if the cartels get blown up ?

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Senne Lammens on corner tactics in the Premier League:

"It's getting more and more difficult, I have to say."

[Bastian Schweinsteiger @BSchweinsteiger]

Yesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

[Andrew Lawes @FPLNightmare]

Trossard fakes the concussion so Arsenal can cynically get a big defender on for a free sub, then Calafiori scores an OG inside 30 seconds. Absolute magic 🤣🤣🤣

[CS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CFC_CS]

Fit ones can stay

[Brick P 💍 @Brick_Pitino]

Is this what hitting a parlay feels like

[bunny ꕤ @BunnyGrandey]

finally trying it out…

[ahmed🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

Tears man he thinks we’re playing tonight 😭😭😭

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed