I am so disgusted by @realDonaldTrump and his modern day imperialism with these tariffs.
As a proud Canadian here’s my unhinged list titled:
Go fck Yourself America. We are taking these items back.
1.Water - you have non idiots
2.Lumber - look at a map for once and see where the trees are.
3.Oil Sands - Have fun dredging the Gulf of Mexico.
4.Uranium - most Americans can’t even spell this word.
5.Nickel and Copper - Americans think crypto currency will make these metals irrelevant.
6.Hydropower - most Americans didn’t learn how effective renewable energy is in school.
7.The Entire Schitt’s Creek Cast - nuff said.
8.Justin Bieber – Only in America do teen stars end up with sever mental health disorders. We got you Justin.
9.Celine Dion – your highly processed food gave her a rare medical disorder.
https://t.co/ZTjppPqQuZ – we invented it, it’s our game.
https://t.co/t5gQDUjXg9 to be a decent human - you guys shoot eachother all the time.
12. The Metric System , it’s like you want to be edgy and make things harder. It’s dumb.
13. Maple Syrup – your Vermont maple syrup is ass.
14. Poutine - is greater than any American cuisine
15. The letter U - it belongs in so many words, but you ruined them. Most Americans won’t even get this point.
Sincerely Canada - now go shoot someone for looking at you the wrong way, and throw a football into your neighboUrs home claiming self defense.
tut