They had a secret clock that no one else could see, that apparently wasn’t synced with the stadium clock, and then took 3 hours to release an official statement explaining it in the weirdest font imaginable.
That clears everything up. I retract all my criticism.
🚨 RUMOR: The United States is reportedly in talks to turn the Pentagon into the Hexagon, adding one more side to the iconic building.
Sources say this comes from the possibility of being sued by Jayden Daniels.
There’s probably a lot of people that want to play baseball but aren’t good enough so they join the military because they can’t do anything else
Paul Skenes might be the first dude that wanted to join the military but was so good at baseball that he couldn’t do anything else