One Fat Butt

Cupcake connoisseur & moonlighting fairy (with a fat butt). Mom to wonderful puppy, conure, and 2 human girl-children

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@yuzu_pup

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What age do kids actually listen to their parents? Tired of repeating. CAN'T WAIT for this milestone. #momlife #PArentingTips

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@andycunn

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Retirement Home Alone #ruinamoviewithoneword

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Welp my morning just got imperfect. @imperfect_foods

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@TylerSzabo I have a RE agent I can recommend to you if you’re interested

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@brandonsiegrist @kcmetrobus @KingCountyWA All lives DO matter. However black lives are not valued the same, and that NEEDS to change. When you see someone saying "Black Lives Matter," it's to remind you that black lives are worthy of equality, not an insinuation that white lives are irrelevant.

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@qayshp I want to re-watch 😭"New Nightmare Before Missmiss"

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My @qayshp Ordered 🍪🍪@HelloRobinCooks & the Mackles'more are so warm/soft (how's that even possible with a graham? Sorcery!) it's like my mouth had a warm hug. I think I might ♥️ something more than cupcakes 😭 I'm having an identity crisis! Send help! Send more cookies! 🙏🏻🍪

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@gailcarriger Sign me up for some MLA Handbook heels! 👠

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Hi @NUGGS - The packaging changed from our last order; which was all paper product. This packaging resembles cotton sandwiched in plastic film. Is this trash, recyclable, compostable, or am I supposed to make Nugg gala gowns out of it?!

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@chrisTEX @benandjerrys A reason to eat other brands is to support local ice cream businesses or those owned by women/POC/LGBTQ+ - otherwise, yes, def support B&J & be sure to try the vegan flavors (milk & cookies is this Fat Butt's fav 🤤)

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Ordered watermelon radishes from @imperfect_foods & was able to convince my kiddo we were going to eat rat tails. Came across this beauty & traumatized the child with the thought of eating rat butt. 🐀🍑🤤

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Dear @gailcarriger, do "Finishing Schools" exist on Zoom? Walked in on this one fighting off robots with her parasol (& paper towel roll). Want to fine-tune her skills.

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Dear @Wayfair - I sent an email 1 month ago to customer service. No one has been able to assist. Received 1 email response w/no follow up. Please help

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Ummm @imperfect_foods am I suppose to boil these or do I ask them to turn and cough? Lemme know by Thanksgiving. Thanks! 😘

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Apparently @BoppyCompany is meant for human babies AND fur babies

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Ugh @netflix - 2020 has been one fucking shitty year, can you please bring back @patriotact ?! Make 2020 suck a little less.

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Dear @The_Pigeon - my family has listened to you read Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs countless times. This morning, my 4yo interrupted “wipe your talons!” and changed it to “wipe your butt!” I believe this was her complementing your book.

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What is going to be done about the @SeattlePD officers that covered their badge numbers? Is that policy? It seems that the consent decree is still needed. @carmenbest @MayorJenny