Good Noodle

I just wanna be a hot anime boy.

[Good Noodle @1goodnoodle]

My potato is ashamed of my weeb ways

[Good Noodle @1goodnoodle]

@Chiffon_Wong be ugly like me and have two phones c:

[Aidan Smith @aidan_smx]

I don’t think there’s a purer, more distilled form of evil than anti-homeless architecture. Imagine spending this much money to prevent people without homes from getting sleep.

[[kie.ran] @danblackroyd]

Friend breakups (I mean good, longterm, very close and intimate friendships) are, in my experience, much more emotionally devastating than romantic breakups. And yet, unlike romantic relationships, we have almost no socialization (even in media images) on how to navigate them.

[IMAN N. @imannamik]

I love when pretty girls call me pretty because me???????? look at you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[KezuUzumaki 🍥 @DWilljr22]

Man I’m sober af right now and I still thought it was somebody teeth 😭

[Steph 🧸💗 @SimplyEval]

You know how hard it was as a kid to accept that these weren’t the same ppl .... ?

[girl idk @thebreehive]

Schools cancelling graduation ceremonies but opening campuses for move in weeks later is the biggest ball of confusion

[Leon Langford @MasonLLL]

Nothing can prepare you for the journey you’re about to take through this video.

[LYCOWARRIOR @Justagrimperson]

災禍之路

[lindsey ^w^ @lindseyshreds]

ya’ll ever get so depressed you start taking care of yourself

[jess @_joodlehead]

WHAT IS THIS 😭

[Good Noodle @1goodnoodle]

@ssjshindeiru I don't have the attention span for it 🥺

[Ｎ 💗 Ｕ Ｒ 𝒷𝒷𝓎 @itssnourbby]

I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🐙ωσσму!!🦑 @fondlyRegarded]

In Texas it is illegal for teachers to strike, they will not only lose their teaching certification BUT their retirement savings. Please understand how absolutely fucked and scary this is.

[afu @afuriin]

Howl✨

[2pull @nyshuffler]

I’m sorry but after reading that DONALD TRUMP IS FORCING HOSPITALS TO STOP SENDING IN COVID-19 DATA TO SKEW THE NUMBERS IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE HIM AND THE UNITED STATES LOOK BETTER ON A GLOBAL SCALE WITHOUT A SHRED OF CARE FOR HUMAN LIFE I can’t stop thinking about it