Luke Payne

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

Use to make fun of my dads clothes, now I wear em

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

The media if @realDonaldTrump was a Democrat. You guys see the difference? 🤣🤣🤣

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

@TyShoe10 @brookebeis @FargoPolice Especially when it’s a pepper spray gun..

[mac @mackey2110]

A visual representation of “ope”

[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

@parkerhanson21 when you have no have idea what common sense is.. https://t.co/nj62Cx2GDm

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

When you forget to go to biology, psychology, 6th grade, anatomy, etc. https://t.co/7n2ZVgsKeU

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

@AdorableBlogs @tay_chainz 🤔🤔 god I wonder what that 2% looks like then. Lady, go do everyone a favor and delete your account. You’ll be doing 100% of people a favor

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

@caspers2014 😂 I hope he did but I stick around to see

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

Eating at brickhouse* couple having first date behind me-

Waiter- are these together or separate
(At the same time)
Boy-separate
Girl-together

Look on everyone’s face- priceless.

most awkward situation I’ve ever been in and I’m not part of it

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

@lilyolson8 @JalenYoung13 “more like baesic”

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

If you do this.. plz stay in the slow lane then lol https://t.co/11tapdXBaB

[haley @haleyjo2098]

If you wanna drive 45 in a 70 when it's snowing, windy, and icy as hell do it. Don't get pressured to drive faster than YOU feel comfortable. Seriously. STAY SAFE YALL. Too many cars in the ditch tonight already.

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

It’s about that time of your again :) @mdaggett17 https://t.co/tiS9EKqNls

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

To all the ladies this Christmas season :) @mdaggett17

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

Had some trick or treaters come to the house.. didn’t have any candy so they got 4 Idaho potatoes.....Our house is definitely getting egged later 😅

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

Does water have taste

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

You know you're in North Dakota when you play save a horse ride a cowboy and you can't hear the song because of all the boots stomping

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

My neighbors back is facing a window, I can see him scrolling through tinder right now... bold move on always swiping right guy

[Luke Payne @1LDPayne]

Saw a kid taking quarters from the wishing well at the mall.Asked him what he's doing, his response- making my wishes come true #goingplaces