Hannah Scheidecker

MN/ND Attorney | Always in Crocs | Craft Beer Lover | Photographer | She/Her

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

So I got my finger stuck in a faulty bathroom flush button. Had to call 911 and was freed via paramedics and the fire dep. #springbreak2k17

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

Premature infants in Gaza are being slowly murdered because Hamas has intentionally cut power to keep their incubators going. Children are being burned with illegal chemical weapons. Wake up, people. Remaining silent makes you complicit.

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

I could eat buttered noodles with parmesan every day, and if that is a sin then smite me to hell.

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

@WalterHudson I invite you to look at the litigation in Minnesota right now due to the Commissioner of the MN DHS leaving civilly committed individuals sitting in jails for months because we don't have treatment beds. YOU can use your platform and support funding for treatment facilities.

[Melissa J. Bellan @BellanMelissa]

It finally happened. A day I knew I would eventually manifest.

Two parties are arguing about the meaning of a contract clause. If the sentence had an Oxford comma there would be no dispute.

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

@AGEllison Ear mark that for mental health.

[Hussain Abdul-Hussain @hahussain]

I went on a major Arab network late last night. The anchor asked this as a matter of fact: Why did #Israel hit #AlAhliHospital in Gaza? I answered: I haven't yet seen evidence proving that Israel did it. However, even if it were Israel, Biden tomorrow will double down on America's support of Israel because the US, UK, Germany, France and Italy have -- after October 7 -- said in a joint statement that #Hamas is terrorist, Israel should take it out, after which the world would sponsor resumption of peace talks. I said this war was one way for Israel, there was no going back to October 6 (ceasefire with Hamas) because Israel has discovered that a fence is not enough to keep Israelis safe from Hamas's crazy outbursts that might kill 1,300 Israelis in the future.
An Egyptian guest on the show went bonkers over me not being certain that Israel hit Gaza hospital, questioning my motives and agenda. He then thrashed my argument that Biden would continue to support Israel, said Arab countries cancelling the summit with him in Jordan taught him a lesson, and that tomorrow in Israel he would walk back his support of Israel. If he did not, America risked one large flame engulfing the region. Hezbollah would enter the war, Iran, and also nuclear Russia. The world would explode, and hence after the hospital attack, Biden would backtrack and force Israel to stop the war.
Today, Israel presented evidence that the hospital blast was not an Israeli attack but an errant Palestinian rocket. Using their own ways and sources, half a dozen Western intel agencies came to the same conclusion. Biden visited Israel and reiterated his full support of taking out Hamas, saying even ISIS was more rational than Hamas. Western media, for its part, burnt its fingers when it first endorsed the Palestinian unfounded claim that Israel struck the hospital. Western media later walked back its reporting. Today, even The Washington Muslim Brotherhood Post did not call it an attack, only a blast. The only group on planet earth that is still living in its own lala land and believing an unfounded rumor that it had put out, without offering any evidence (not even pictures of hospital rubble), has been the Arab World, all of it-- governments, populations and media. It seems that Arabs think that if we keep on saying it, and shame any Arabic speaker for not supporting our claim, it'll become true.
It's been 11 days. My line of argument on Arabic media has been to explain things and not succumb to the wishful thinking that many Arabs are trafficking in. According to wishful thinking, the world would force Israel to call off decimating Hamas, or even better, Israel would just disappear. In reality, Hamas will be decimated, and the Arabs will only come around, half heartedly, because reality will leave them behind. This insistence on living in fairytales, detached from global reality, has cost the Palestinians everything over the past 75 years. Arabs have been crying victim for 75 years hoping that would shame the world, always thinking that global opinion is changing in Arab favor, often citing deranged Western intellectuals or antisemites and perceiving them as an expanding mainstream opinion.
Palestinians deserve better. The faster we in the Arab world come to terms with reality, the shorter Palestinian misery will be. I know that reality might not accord with wishful thinking and emotions, but the cost of living in fantasy world has brought us here. Let's try reality and see where it takes us.
#musings #exhaustion

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

@itsmariannnna Do you by chance have a touch of the ADHD

[𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐬 @steveODMP]

@yaelbt This is about as good of a speech as you’re going to hear about hate of Jewish people we have seen on full public display since the attack.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

$600 vet visit for to find out the cat is obese and has anxiety

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

Today, there was a shelter in place sent out regarding an abandoned, inherently suspicious, crockpot. I don't know what could be more Midwest than that.

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

The 4 year old dropped the f bomb at daycare today. Fuck if I know where she heard it

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

Grim reaper to some, an angel to others. @kjwetherille

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

@alittleleader It totally ignores privilege and ableism in law schools too.

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

It's called compassion. If he had his name board on red the entire semester then it would be noticed by the professor. The existence of the name board is very transparent. In your outright objection to this concept you are turning a blind eye to privilege and further enabling it.

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

Tomorrow is Blake's turn for share day—a day she gets to bring something special into the class. She confidently decided to bring a scratch and sniff fart book. I'm very proud.

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

@ohheyitsshanaj ADHD lol

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

@Broken_Devotion "Bitch, normal teachers don't react that way."

[Hannah Scheidecker @han_scheidecker]

@NicoleARizza @emiline129 I would intercept the document making it's way back to the state before it could even be registered 😂