Alan Owen 🇺🇦

All my views are my own... Unless I'm on holiday in North Korea.

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@HughWoozencroft If Shaw isn't in, is Burn not there as a LB?

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@currys @jamesowenmufc

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@currys Vanilla Latte.... Or Eggnog Latte when I can

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@currys Brisk walk to a country pub 😂 #Currys

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@currys How to lose a guy in 10 days

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@gary_wagstaff @PKendrickWIG No effort, not arsed, no idea what they're supposed to be doing, what the hell do they do in training all week?

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@BootsUK Done, still a complete lack of assistance from ANYONE

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@BootsUK I placed an order for next day delivery, my wife's birthday was yesterday, STILL not delivered and your customer service person hung up one when I dared to be unhappy about it

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@BootsHelp 803720709 I paid for next day delivery. It isn't acceptable to be told 'just wait a week's and even less acceptable to be hung up on because 'we are going round in circles' when I said I wanted to make a complaint

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@dhlexpressuk paid for next day delivery for my wife's birthday present. That was yesterday. Not only is it not here, it says a WEEK? Can't speak to an actual human to resolve it, at all????

[Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon]

Who the Fck done this 🤣🤣🤣

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Who did this 🤣🤣🤣

[pugwall @westbrom7777]

💥 MASSIVE CASH GIVEAWAY💥

I’ve used my free bets to do a massive correct score trio!

If it lands I’m giving someone who retweets this £1000!!

Could be some start to the new year! 🍀

#giveaway

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Our gift to you 🎁

Repost, like and follow for a chance to win this signed @bakermayfield mini helmet!

AND every repost is a #WPMOYChallenge vote 🗳️

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s been 16 years since Wigan’s Maynor Figueroa stood over a free-kick in his own half and said:

“Stand back, fellas. I’m gonna Beckham the arsehole out of this…”

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@currys National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
#CurrysToshiba

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

An oven

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

What's missing 🤔

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

What's missing 🤔

[Alan Owen 🇺🇦 @1leggedgoldfish]

@currys The Holiday #CurrysTechmas